Y'all better apologize, ou I'll be on toi like ugly on an ape.

salut Squidward. salut Squidward. salut Squidward. salut Squidward.

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, tartar sauce.

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.
-SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't toi DARE take the name of Texas in vain.

Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! salut Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Isn't this great Squidward? Just toi & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!

-SpongeBob SquarePants
You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time toi started jouer la comédie like one.

I order the food, toi cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do toi say?

I'll tell toi a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

Do toi smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

-Mr. Krabs
You've never heard of the hacher, hachage Slinging Slasher??

I'm ready!!

-spongebob and patrick
why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly
lets have another!!!
they blow up so fast *sob sob*
it's big, slimy, and pink!!!
Its an alaskan taureau, bull worm!!!
What are the consequences of what I have just done?
-mrs. puff
Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.
Now toi must equire a taste for free formed jazz
-Patrick Star
Patrick;Lets get naked Spongebob;No lets save that for when we`re selling real estate
-Spongebob & Patrick
I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!
Im dirty dan-no im dirty dan-im dirty dan-im dirty daaan....*continues*
-pat and spongebob
Spongebob, toi can be dirty dan, I just wanna be patrick
who toi callin pinhead?!
Arr harr harr harr harr !
-Mr. Krabs
Money, Money, Money!
-Mr. Krabs
Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
Patrick: Like a genie!
-Squidward & Patrick
Oh, Spongebob! Why!?!
-Mrs. Puff
You'll never beat me, Im HYDRODYMAMICALY DESIGHNED!!!
Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if toi could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um... plus time for thinking.
-Spongebob & Patrick
Have toi forgotten what we have been looking for knee-deep in yesterday's haut, retour au début 40 songs?
Can toi feel it Mr. Crabs?
-Little kids to Mister Crabs
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
[Man opens his door.]
Patrick: I l’amour you.
-Spongebob & Patrick
Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
-Karen (Plankton's computer wife)
He was number 1
-Sponge Bob
The ceinture is gone but I still feel its tickle.
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!

-Spongebob and Patrick
See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral."
I can't see my forehead!
-Barnicle Boy
Spongebob does'nt have hair. ou does he?
It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your sences with cascading fluffy pillows of excitent, and comfort, as you've never felt before.
Put those eyeballs back in your head son.
-Bikini Bottom Police
But its, free day.
-Mr. Krabs
Did toi hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he's a bronzefish.
-Spongebob Squarepants
-Mirmaid Man
Spongebob, I'm glad toi learned your lesson. Your worship is unhealthy. Come on, Jeffrey.
Don't play dumb Manray. toi know that's tickle ceinture Mirmaid Man used on you, in episode number 17.
-Spongebob Squarepants
I have checks, with little poodles on them.
May I take your order?
The only thing im good at, is being evil!
Am I in the gelée Spotters now?
-Spongebob Squarepants
We can teach toi how to be good. Then we can let toi go.
Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
-Spongebob Squarepants
Don't stand to close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch it's stupid.
-Billy's Mom
Hello, Sandy. Me, Patrick. Do toi understand?
Who wants to lick my cheecks?
-Spongeob Squarepants
Patrick: Are toi Squidward?
feu Hydrant: ...........
Patrick: That's ok, take ur time
-Patrick & feu Hydrant
Spongebob; "Patrick, ur genius is showing." (Patrick looks down) "Where?!?
-Spongebob and Patrick
I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!
-Fish kid
Imaginaaaaaaaaaaation. (makes a rainbow.)
Is mayonaise an instrament?
Guess what today is?" "Annoy Squidward Day?" "No, silly! That's on the fifteenth!"
-SpongeBob and Squidward
Good morning and all who inhabit it!
there it is(meaning the krusty krab)the finest eating establishment ever established for eating
patrick-you mean she puts one airs spongebob-i guess
Did toi win. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Hi Spongebob

Those guys are dorks." "Yeah. But they're *my* dorks!
-Fish Kid and The Flying Dutchman
Do toi know what I'd really like for my birthday?" "A booster seat?" "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no.
-Plankton and Spongebob
Remember, ravioli ravioli, give me the formuloni.
-Robot Krabs (Plankton)
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...(drools)
My name's not RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are toi NOW ou have toi ever been a sponge?
Fred: Let's go to the Shell Shack. They have a talking dog! Tom: Great! Say, what's a dog?
-Fred and Tom
Don't worry Mr. Krabs it's not tainted meat, it's painted meat!
Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.
People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?" "CORRECT!!!
-Squidward and Plankton
beep-beep-beepbeepbeep...Respond: Why don't toi ask me later!
-Robot Spongebob
Steppin' on the beach. Doo doo doo doo. Steppin' on the beach...Doo doo doo doo...
Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Squidward. I'M NOT LETTING toi EAT THAT PIZZA
All right! Which one of toi flatfoots a volé, étole my lollypop?" *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* "I mean it!

Peas-in-a-can pie.
I aint' cryin'...I'm LAUGHIN'!
toi FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we say that PLANTS from Texas are dumb???!!!
I aint' cryin'! My casque just sprung a leak!
Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb???!!!
Toasted Almonds? That's unexpected!

-Frycook Games Announcer

Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the rue and I understand toi have a dying animal on the premises..."
Either toi (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, ou (c) put the dime in me pants!
-Mr. Krabbs
Do toi think she knows the muffin man song?

The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
What's a Texas?
-SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm a dirty boy.
He washed my flipper!
Dreams DO come true!
Gary: Meow. Sbsp: Gary. Where's your holiday spirit? Gary: Bark!
-Gary Spongebob
(Singing) I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
People Order Our Pattys!
-what POOP stands for
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!
Squidward: "Spongebob I have a confusion to make[takes off hat]"
SpongeBob: "your bald?!"
-SpongeBob and Squidward
Oh dear, my poor old heart!
-Mrs. Krabs
Water balls! Water balls!
-Spongebob and Patrick
toi ate my Candy bar! Now I'm gonna starve! *zoom in on huge stomach*
Knoch knoch.
Who's there?
*snicker*I am!
-SpongeBob & Squidward
Krabs is a *bleep*
Oh, but don't genuises live in a lamp?
Spongebob (thinking): "At least I'm sûr, sans danger inside my mind!" Patrick (thinking): "At least I'm sûr, sans danger inside my mind!"
-Spongebob and Patrick
Sandy: Did somebody say BOOM?!
What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!
Pearl: toi bought me a boat? Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean, I did??
-Pearl Mr. Krabs
(after seeing SpongeBob naked) Nice outfit, SpongeBob.
What does Claustrophobic mean?' 'It means you're afraid of Santa Claus.
-Patrick SpongeBob
Patrick: (eyes get big) Hey, Spongebob look! Your house is gone!
Squidward, if toi had some hair toi would be the handsomest creature in the sea!
Squidward (to magic conch): Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can't toi say anything else but no? Try asking again. Caaan I have something to eat? No-oh.
Patrick, if I had one dollar for every brain toi don't have, I'd have one dollar.
Some day, with a little luck, and a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams will come true!
Sandy's a girl?
No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!
the roof leaks, the floor creaks, there's a wild man eating palourde in the backyard
-spongebob pretending to be squidward
I'm a winner, see my prize. You're a loser who sits and cries!
Patrick:Games? Can I play? Spongebob: Sorry, Patrick. toi have to be a frycook.
-Spongebob and Patrick
No Gary, I don't get colds I get the suds.
Spongebob:I call this, the 'Campfire song Song'. Let's sit around the camfire and sing our campfire song. Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song. And if toi don't think toi can sing faster then you're wrong. Cause it'll help if toi just sing
-Spongebob and Patrick
Nobody calls me tubby!
The inner contents of my mind are an enigma. (In Patrick's thought bubble, a lait carton tips over).
I did'nt want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes toi look like a girl.

Am I a pretty girl?
-Mr. Krabs and Spongebob
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (???)

He Was #1!
(singing) .....money better than honey......
-Mr. Krabs
times up spongebob
-gary clock
can we say that shoes from texas are dumb?
-spongebob(during cmpfire song song)
(about his yellow undies) They were white when I bought 'em.
I like the new Mr. Krabbs; he yells at toi more.
a five letter word for happienes...money
-Mr Krabs
Something about Root bière Right?!
All they do is blow, blow , blow their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses, and montrer off their GROSS, MISHAPEN, BODIES!!!!!! (Bawoom!)
Dude, put that away! Like, there are children here!
-Some Guy
I'm going to the snack bar.
Wow. A escargot made out of bread.
[people hide in patricks house and patrick comes and see's them]
patrick:who are toi people?!

Am I a pretty girl?
(Inflates) "Inflatable pants, what's your idea?"
Good Neighbors are we! La la la la la la!

Marty. I'm scared!
That's not disturbing. THIS is disturbing. (Patrick's back morphs into a face.) Hi, there. Spongebob! My name is Patback!
(looking at bubble elephant) "hahahahahahaha-its a giraffe!
Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking on water,Mr.Squidward! I want my mommy, Mr.Squidward!
-Mr. Krabbs
why did toi stop playing wolfgang asmenus Tentacles?!
-Squidward's King From Sleepy Time
(Patrick and Spongebob think of ways to make people buy their Candy bars)Patrick: I know! Let's get naked!
Spongebob:No. Let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
-Patrick and Spongebob
Wow! Squidward! You're choking!
Patrick: I l’amour you.
The aléatoire stranger slams his door shut. Spongebob knocks.
aléatoire Stranger:Please, g-go away!
-Patrick to a aléatoire stranger
Hurry, hurry son
-Spongebob's dad
Mr Krabs:" I'm not Cheap"
Squidward: "you just tried to rip a guy's arm of for a penny"
Patrick: well toi have it set to M for Mini *turns it to W* where it should be W for Wumbo!
Spongebob: uh Patrick I don't think Wumbo is a real word
Patrick: yeah toi know wumbo,he/she wumbo, wumbo,wumboing,wumbos,wumbology! the study of wumbo! its first grade spongebob!!
Just look at him.Square.The shape of evil!-Plankton describing Spongebob
Spongebob & Patrick: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing!
Plankton: Curse toi Krabs!
Strangle:(crying) Look kid I am not your bodyguard. I am a Strangler see.
Spongebob: Oww! I burn my hand ! At night.
Spongebob: Ahhhh the Strangler!
SpongeBob SquarePants: "Hey Squidward want me to cast out right here so toi can watch me?"
Squidward: "No! How about toi cast out over there so I can ignore you."
Mr. Krabs: Spongeboy, me bob.
Sandy: *To Patrick* "Don't toi have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick: "Not until four."
Spongebob: Remember, Patrick...Flatter the customer.
*customer opens the door*
Patrick: I l’amour you.
Karen: Plankton- One percent evil, ninety-nine percent hot gas.
Look Patrick,We Struck Magic! - Spongebob
Crusty Krab Training Instructor: "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties"
Spongebob: Attention customers! Today's special is a (Dolphin Noise) krabby patty served in a greasy (Dolphin Noise) sauce grilled to (Dolphin Noise) perfection! And don't forget to ask to (Dolphin Noise) the (Dolphin Noise) fry! It'll be our (Dolphin Noise) pleasure!
Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged!
Spongebob:"Patrick, your genius is showing."
Now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.-SpongeBob as a car radio
Spongebob: Bye Mr. Krabs Bye Sqiudward, Bye Sqiudward
Patrick: toi a dit bye Squidward twice
Spongebob: I like Squidward
Blue jellyfish: Bzzz bzz bzzzzzzz.
SpongeBob as Hall Monitor: Patrick are toi ready to give up your life of crime?!"
Patrick: "I want to be good!"
its a giraffe - patrick
Spongebob: "Hey Squidward. Guess what today is.
Squidward: "Annoy Squidward day?"
Spongebob: "No, silly. That's on the 15th."
Police to Sponge Bob and Patrick: If ya can't pay the time then don't do the crime!...Alright now get out!
Sponge Bob: "but we a volé, étole a ballon."
Police: "Yeah on free baloon day."
-Spongebob, Squidward, new guy applying for a job
I call this little number...striped sweater. *starts to sing* The best time to wear a Striped Sweater, is all the time!
pinky out!
Spongeob(to guy that sat on him): "Excuse me sir. You're sitting on my body, which is also my face."
Mr. Krabs: "Course you'll need some time to approximate me personality."
Spongebob: "Oh that'll be a snap,Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years! Di-yaya!"

"Wait don't tell me, don't tell me Spongebob! Don't tell me!!!!....Ok, tell me" -Patrick
"Chocolate, did toi say Chocolate!?"

"Yes sir! With ou without nuts?"

"Chocolate, chocolate!? CHOCOLATE!!!!"

-Patrick and weird aléatoire fish
Yep, I'm insane.

ITS AN ALASKIN taureau, bull WORM!!!
Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
Spongbob: We can loosen our ties.
Patrick: Yeah! And we can fly!
Spongebob: YEAH!! *jumps off of a cliff* (in a muffled voice far away) Okay, we still can't do that...
SpongeBob: Patrick, how long have we been standng here?
Patrick:(looks at a drawing of a watch on his wrist) Aww! I gotta draw a new battery for this!
Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call "Mom"?
SpongeBob: No Patrick, that's your mother.
Spongebob: "Squidward, the crowd is insatiable!"
Sandy Cheeks: "So's Patrick's bellybutton, but I ain't afraid of that, neither!"
Patrick Star: "Patrick Star, toi are one smart shopper!"
spongebob: salut patrick, what am I?
patrick: uhhhh stupid?
spongebob: No I'm Texas
patrick:...what's the difference
Patrick: Don't geniuses live in lamps?
Squidward: Will toi please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?
Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
SpongeBob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don't.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes toi do, no world means no money, so either save the world, ou you're fired!
[Squidward sighs]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess Grampa SquarePants was right: Never run for a bus...
[Imitates Grampa SquarePants]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle.
[Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are toi Squidward?
Squid #1: No.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are toi Squidward?
Squid #2: No.
Patrick: [to a feu hydrant] Are toi Squidward?
Patrick: It's okay. Take your time.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [waiting for the bus] Getting hungry. gant Candy dispenser! Good thing I went to gant World.
[takes Candy from dispenser, then spits it out]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Eww! Glove-flavored.

Fish: Meep
Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...
SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward: No!
SpongeBob: Irregular portions?
Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! par mistake!
SpongeBob: toi mean like this?
[At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back]
SpongeBob: ou like this? ou this? ou this? But what about this? ou this? ou this? ou this?
Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!
SpongeBob: So?
Squidward: So it didn't grow back!
SpongeBob: OH NO!
Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit par a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What jour is it?
SpongeBob: Tuesday.
Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!

[SpongeBob has a jellyfish on a leash]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Squidward. Meet my new pet.
Squidward: That's no pet. That's a wild animal.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No he isn't. He can do tricks.
[Throwing a stick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Fetch!
[Jellyfish fetches stick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [holding up three fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?
[Jellyfish buzzes three times]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Play dead!
[Jellyfish is buried under a tombstone, then comes out]
Squidward: I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained.
[Jellyfish is sitting on a toilet, lire the newspaper and humming]
Squidward: I didn't need to see that.
Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.
Squilliam: "Where's your band?"
Squidward: "Um, they all died in a marching accident."
Patrick: "Hey, Spongebob, when can we stop hopping?"
Spongebob: "Thirty plus secondes Patrick."
Squidward: "I didn't realize it was happy, hopping moron day."
SB: but what about airline food.
Plankton: wha?
SB: ya know, airline food. my gosh! what is up with that stuff, thank you, good night!
- spongebob and plankton
Squidward: Please, come again... on my jour off!
*Patrick holding shruunken Squidward*
Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.
Go home. - Spongebob
SpongeBob and Patrick: "Welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward!"
SpongeBob-Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!
Patrick-Yeah! toi could be bald and have a big nose!
Patrick, lire his name tag upside down: "Kcirtap Si Eman Ym 077eh? I don't get it."
Mr. Krabs: "No, toi dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, My name is Patrick'."
Patrick: "Nice to meet you, Patrick."
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) "Good one, Patrick."
Patrick: (laughs) "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "What is going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled till 9:03. If toi want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick!"
Patrick: "Was he talking to me ou you?"