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posted by ProfSnape

There is a lot of good in being a Maurderer, it's just sort of hard to find.
    “Potions was a drag.”
    “Yeah.”
    “Oh, don’t say ‘yeah’ like that!” Sirius shoved his friend, “You know toi were checking out that Evans chick.”
    James grinned, “Her? That babe won’t even look my way!”
    Sirius snickered. “Too involved with Snivells.”
    “She’s got bad taste.” James laughed, ruffling his hair. The two walked along, feeling very content....

Conversations with Severus And Lily, Part 1

posted by ProfSnape

    Severus Snape sat on the bench, leaving himself Lost in his own imagination. Crowds of people stumbled past each other, plus people than he’d ever been accustomed to. He lived in a small town, and when he got out of the house it was never to socialize.
    But it was going to change. He’d recently been offered a job teaching in one of America’s finest universities, as he already had two doctors in mathematics and humanities, and he was now working on another for biology, just for amusement, just to pass the time.
    You see,...

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Official Ship Names for "A New Beginning"

posted by MoonshoesPerry

I've compiled a liste of all of the names we've created (so far). I'll add to it as we come up with new ideas.

> Perry/Nathaniel = Perennial
> Jo/Alec = Jolec
> Kaitlyn/James = Jaitlyn Marpotter
> Priya/Jericho = Jeya/Pericho/Pericha? (we're still working on that one at the moment)
> Primrose/Louis = Precious
> Primrose/Hugo = Prugo
> Primrose/James = Pames
> Emma/Stephen = Stepha

If toi guys decide to change any on the names, let me know in the "Comments" section. And if toi haven't figured out what to use for your ship, keep working on it!

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Albus Potter and the Insane Plot Twist

posted by dragonsmemory

((What happens when toi mix the Potter/Weasley clan with Snape's Family and Friends, throw in a some Jalbus fluff and put them all in Snape's dungeon? Pure insanity.
WARNING: lire this fic may cause breathing problems, unexplained pains in your sides, bladder problems, and watery eyes. If any ou all of these things occur, see your Potions master immediately.))

I strode into Potions grinning broadly. ((Quick note, this is after "Jalbus," obviously. toi may want to read that first.)) It probably was because I was with my boyfriend, Albus S. Potter, son of my childhood hero. Talk about irony....

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A Meeting of Chance, or, The Four Potters

posted by dragonsmemory

((What happens when the four Harry Potters meet? Nothing good. Book Harry is post-DH, and Movie Harry is OOTP. Movie Harry belongs to Warner Bros. Book Harry belongs to J.K. Rowling. Musical Harry belongs to Starkid. Puppet Harry belongs to his creator. Used without permission.))

Harry Potter was not in the greatest of moods. True, he DID defeat Voldemort (again), but it was turning out to be a not-so-satisfying victory. His scar, which was claque, smack in the middle of his forehead, had started twinging again. That in itself wasn't a good sign.
Of course, a scar twinge could mean any number of things....

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Stuff About Me

posted by ProfSnape

Hello guys!! Well, I'll try to keep this liste short so I don't bore anyone with my nonexistent offline life. toi guys can keep calling me Snap since I'm a believer in being anonymous on the Internet (or maybe I'm just super paranoid, lol.)

-I started this when I say Snape on Twitter and thought, "I could do better than that." Whether ou not I have is still up for debate, though. Also, I chose FanPop because here I could connect with the fans besides just tweeting aléatoire stuff to them...

-I l’amour writing. I l’amour it. I've been telling stories since I was a tiny kid. I want to get a book published...

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Snape minutes 3 - The Snape Files

posted by Snape96

Snape and women! - Or, why toi missed prefer celibacy in?

In the universe is a lot of unexplained things. These include Severus Snape's l’amour life, because he has not . True X Files! Yet we continually poured ourselves some romantic stories starring him. Here are some of the possible pairing.

I am a Casanova!

In the story, Hermione Granger, is his partner, who was an devious way to lure to drink a l’amour potion. Then after he added any mind-altering drug they spend a passionate night together. Of course, as an experienced professor, he used the Exmemoriam on Hermione.

History with Drug

The story isn't...

future history (a poem)

posted by MoonshoesPerry

someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the jour we are discarded and replaced with new editions ou perhaps the suivant technology once lire becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy

with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions ou hear our voices saying things we never a dit until the students are lulled to sleep par the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks

someday

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SFAF Breaking News: Please Read

posted by ProfSnape

    Hello, guys!
    Wow. Can I please tell toi guys how absolute slow this site has been lately? It’s driving me crazy. You’re all awesome peeps, but… I just have to make a minor confession…
    I’m really, really not that much of a Potterhead as I used to be. Honestly, I still l’amour Snape, but lately I’ve been lire all this classical literature and… HP doesn’t seem as great as it used to be. Sorry. Yes, I feel awful, but it’s difficult finding motivation to post something Potter related when you’re not as into...

Jaitlyn

posted by Bluekait

I am not sure about this. It seems SFAF wanted plus fanfics and I got nothing else to do so I am going to post this and see what toi guys think. I'll use names from stars, planets, Gods etc. etc.

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It was first jour back to Hogwarts. It was Kaitlyn's 6th an there and she was honored as a Perfect. On the train, she sat with the other Perfects. Kaitlyn sat suivant to a fellow Hufflepuff, a tall Asian boy named Rigel Procyon.

"Hey, Rigel? Who's in the compartment suivant to ours?" she asked.

"Oh. That's James Potter and his family. toi know, the kids of the famous...

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Pyscho Path

posted by Bluekait

This is for Emzy. She picked three since she like them all: scary legends, ghosts, blood and gore.

If toi pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If toi haven't, here's a link:

link
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Avery ran into the woods. Without looking back, she knew she was being chased par an un-natural force. She ran to the hut and locked the door behind her. Avery heard a loud thud. "Phew," she sighed. She climbed into lit and slept. The suivant morning, she was found dead at a gruesome sight.
Her head was found outside and the rest of Avery Wilson was nowhere to be found.
Her...

Snape vs. James Drabble

posted by ProfSnape

It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked par a human figure, who was hanging to a balai, genêt à balais with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...

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Murdered par the Madman (Short Story)

posted by LadyEmzy16

Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's article 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...

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SFAF Project Leak

posted by ProfSnape

Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was a dit slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...

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Snape minutes

posted by Snape96

There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are toi okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once toi let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, toi always shine in your hair. What shampoo do toi use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, toi flew so well before, toi really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new rose robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!

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Horror On A Computer

posted by Bluekait

Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do toi want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if toi go...

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The Story of Absolutely Nothing par Snape's Family and Friends

posted by xHardcoreBunnyx

I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make chatons good fighting because they eat pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.

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The Potions "Experiment"

posted by dragonsmemory

I'm écriture from my own point of view. Just so toi know.

Double Potions with the Slytherins is as close to torture as any Gryffindor can imagine. For one thing, Snape hates ever Gryffindor's guts. He favors the Slytherins. Then there's the matter of the Slytherins themselves. Some of the worst ones really take the traditional House rivalry to heart.
Me, I've had all sorts of ingredients thrown at me. The stuff I pick out of my hair at the end of the class could brew a whole potion. Not fun.

So, I'm sitting in Potions one day, around early December. Quidditch season was in full swing. In fact,...

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ASLOH Chapter 5

posted by Bluekait

I thought about it alot. What can we do to stop this voice and his evil plans to take over Hogwarts? There is no way it is Voldemort (I know what y'all are thinking, it's not) because he is dead. We all saw it happen. Alec been missing for weeks; I miss him. When I walked into my Charms class, I saw a tiger lily (my fave flower) at my siège with a note attached. I read. "You figured out the first clue, my love. But I am watching toi from above. We will have to talk soon, in a abandon claasroom." Who is this? Darkness fell. Night. I turned invisible (my mom was a super hero. Surprised?) and I...

Update

posted by Bluekait

salut guys! Sorry if I haven't keeping toi guys updating. So much is going on right now.

I actually started another fanfic but it is based on one of my favori 80's movies. I posté the first chapter here but all 7 is on my self-club. It's called New Girl In Town. I am also working on continuing Jaitlyn.

Secondly, I am working at Legends of the Fog. Today is the final day. It is awesome because all the staff, including actors, are volunteers. I learnt so much par doing this. I'll post a link to the website on here if toi don't know about LotF. I am in the graveyard, which is in the Haunted Hayride.

Sorry again for not keeping toi updated!