6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher a dit it was physically impossible for a baleine to avaler, hirondelle a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed par a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a baleine could not avaler, hirondelle a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then toi ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten...