sheldon and penny

Season 1, Episode 1 (Pilot)     Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
    Yes, it tells us that toi participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
    You did not "break up" with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.

Season 1, Episode 2 (The Big Bran Hypothesis)     Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
    Explain to me an organizational system where...