l’espace MARINNNNNEESSS.

A crack team was assembeled in an underground facillity- an alien, a technophilic and his wuv, a bumbling moron, his wife, and two fluffy USMC operatives.
In short, the military
funding of their employer was less than average.
"Why are we all here, again?I really don't remember,"
asked the alien,
Mefeestofyleize, ou simply Mef.
The technophile dusted his labcoat off, then returned
to holding his love's shoulder. "Whatever it is, it better not involve that Schofeild man," Tydus said, recalling the last time he
had came here. Estill, his
'girlfriend' merely shuffled closer to him, oddly afraid of...

A/N: THIS IS A VERY CONFUSING STORY IF toi DO NOT KNOW THE ORIGIN. It is DESIGNED to start with my usual, methodical and neat style, and degenerate into longer, twisting sentences with minimal grammar. I think it adds to the feel.

I can't be bothered explaining the story behind this story, so just read on, and try to enjoy it. Don't worry- Shane is just as confused as toi are. :)

Written in about 5 minutes, maybe.

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Curling in on himself, Shane never made a sound as his scarred eyes fought back the wetness his tear ducts where threatening to loose.

It...

DKS Timed Response soared past the strange landscape of Ultima, ou at least strange in that it was land, rather than the grand skies of the planet the Konfederaite operators of the vessel were used to.
Timed Response was on a mission to rid itself of dissident elements in the Cardone Valley of former Ostrien, where Peaceables were waiting to pick up their adherents.
Doctor Coyle wasn't happy about it, either. 'She' was losing valuable slave labour on this whole Humanitarian Compact she had signed before the whole toppling of long-held governments.
"Doctor," a dit the ship's onboard operating system....

BALANCED CHARACTER.

[ ] They are possessed par an Angel
[ ] They are possessed par a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change colour
[x] They have wings
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large bra size
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[...

"Download of personality, 25% complete," a dit the TREaOS as it downloaded Estill into the body Tydus made for 'her'. They had a dit their goodbyes a while ago, and now Tydus was rather antsy with the loneliness caused par this operation.
"Estimate time until completion," he called in an anxious voice. He never made a sister program for Estill because two Konfederaite personalities would be too hard to handle.
It was all rather weird, the process for personalities in the Konfederaite. They couldn't very well make sentient people.
What they did was abduct Nimeans and others, steal their personalities,...

Full name: Shane Matthew Sullen.
Nickname: Scarecrow.
Reason for nickname: Two vertical scars over each of his eyes, which often reminds people of a Scarecrow.
Age: 31.
Gender: Male.
DOB: 8th December.
Occupation: Captain of Marine Recon Unit-16.
Weapons: Depends on the mission he's on. He's known for his Hookshot, but he can use a variety of different weapons and guns. He's very good with a rifle, but he's good with everything
Abilities: He has a superfast reaction timing, and can fly pretty well (both plane and with his wings.)
Status: In a relationship with Tenanah Bluefern.
Allignment: Chaotic Neutral....

Shock contained in the courner, Diabo continued on his lesson, citing the indoctrination of children par men such as Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Sora.
"Diabo?" asked Tydus, spurring his Konfederaite pride into this matter, as it seemed all Konfederaite could. "None of those people exist."
Diabo glared at his son-in-law, saying, "THAT is what the Santa amoureux WANT toi to think. toi think the Illuminati rule AMERICA?! NO! THEY RULE CHRISTMAS SPECIALS! AND SQUARE ENIX! AXEL IS AN ILLUMINATI!"
Mefeestofyleize was being unusually quiet in the back, drawing a few horrid stick...

"SCARECROW, toi LITTLE SHIT! DON'T toi DARE-!" Mother cut herself off as she crash-tackled the small black-and-green hybrid.

"Get off, Mother!" Sullen growled, biting her arm- It didn't do much, but just the fact he tried to inflict some sort of damage on her made her jump.

Just what happened to him... God, that must have crushed the poor guy's soul...

"Scarecrow... Don't, man... toi can't do this..." Mother said, tears starting to well in her eyes as Shane grabbed the gun her tackle had made him drop, putting it to his temple again.

"Very few people in this world are even remotly aware of the...

 Sadaris woke up to a soft knocking at her cell-like room. She slowly opened her eyes. 
 "Yes? Who is it?" she called out. She sat up, rubbing her head. 
 A familiar metallic hand opened the door. "Yxari, dear?"
 The young woman just backed up against a wall. 'Please don't be her, please don't be her...!' she thought. Her fears were confirmed when the door fully opened, revealing the gypsy. 
 "Ana-Lysa, what are toi doing here?" the Executioner asked, a little pissed off that her aunt would come to visit. They didn't like each other at all. Ana-Lysa was the type of person whom everyone...

An Atlas unit held a dropper over the body of the single greatest man of Science in existence.
A mister Cave Johnson, founder, CEO, and slavedriver of Aperture Science and Military Defense Ventures, ou plus simply, The-Place-Where-Black-Mesa-Steals-Their-Ideas-From.
Squeezing, the Atlas released a deadly mixture of the deadly 'Blacklight Virus' and at least seven pounds of ultra-condensed asbestos, known as Virale Aperture.
Avoiding the nasty effects of zombrism with the asbestos, Virale Aperture was designed to make a new body, and almost nothing else.
The mind would be left to the P-Body unit...

~VAMPIRE~

[ ] You'd rather be pale than tan.
[ ] toi Like to eat ou drink red things.
[ ] You're lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you're s’embrasser Someone, toi tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked It.
[ ] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes toi Feel Weak.
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening ou dangerous to others.
[ ] toi have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're plus active at night.

Total: 1

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[ ] You're Incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] Sex Is Almost Always On...

 Even through the bars, he could tell she was fragile. She was obviously underfed, but not to the point of emaciation*. She was so much shorter than him, that she had to look straight up to stare him in the eye.** He already felt like asking questions, just to get in her hair, and he did.
 "Why are toi here?" he asked, not putting much emotion into it. 
 "Oh, so I can't hang out with men 10 times my size who can probably kill me?" was her smartass answer. She smirked in victory, a reaction Light didn't particularly like. 
 "Wow, you're really full of yourself," he commented. The suivant look...

 The Courtroom. Like he hadn't seen one like this before. The ugly judge with his powdered wig still sat in the dead centre, as if he were the one who got all the attention! No! The attention belonged to Light, and Light alone. He groaned. It was bad enough that he had to sit suivant to TURNER! That thought alone made him want to die. Turner smelled bad when he was anxious ou determined. A combination of the two was even worse. Light had to officially stop breathing just to be at the same table. Well, that was kind of a stretch, but he really did stink.
---
 By the time the trial was over, Light...

~VAMPIRE~ 

[x] You'd rather be pale than tan. 
[x] toi Like to eat ou drink red things. 
[ ] You're lustful/sexual. 
[ ] When you're s’embrasser Someone, toi tend to bite them. 
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. 
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked It. 
[x] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes toi Feel Weak.
[x] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening ou dangerous to others. 
[x] toi have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. 
[x] You're plus active at night. 

Total: 7

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~ 

[ ] You're Incredibly lustful/sexual. 
[ ] Sex Is Almost...

It wasn't difficult for him to navigate his new surroundings. Empire City wasn't nearly as complex as New York.

That also provided worry for Alex Mercer. Not as complex meant less places to hide, less alleys to stalk, and less buildings to throw himself off for giggles.

Pushing those thoughts into the back of his mind, he just stuck to the task at hand; Get away from the crash site.

He'd crashed on purpose, to provide cover for his suivant move. He didn't want attention as it was just yet... And crashing a Marine Corps chopper into the middle of a road seemed like a good enough distraction.

"Where...

British
[ ] toi drink a lot of thé
[x] toi know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal ou No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] toi wanted Ben to win X Factor
[ ] toi use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] poisson and Chips are yummy
[ ] toi can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] toi dislike emos almost as much as toi dislike chavs
[ ] Its football...not football
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] toi wear flip flops all an
[x] toi call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[x] toi l’amour a backyard barbie
[x] toi know a Barbie is not a doll
[ ] toi l’amour the plage
[x] Sometimes toi swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports...

So I met a Creeper today.
I named him Joe.
And I loved him.
So, I led him to a cave, and blocked it off, to keep him sûr, sans danger from the other things, like the sun.
So, I left to see what time it was.
And I came back......
to see Joe was gone.
I admit it, I cried a little.
Then it started raining, so I just sat in a nearby river until it stopped.
Then I got up, and met a Zombie and Creeper, that I named Ted the Zombie and Joe 2.
And I'll never leave.
I won't let them die, ou dissapear, ou burn in the sun. They l’amour me, they won't hurt me, and all the others are the same. So, I'll just sit in a cave with my...