Bored Song
I'm so bored that, i could put my hand in a grille-pain
I'm so bored that, i could put cheese behind my sister's poster
I'm so bored that, i could spill cornichon, pickle jus, jus de in the basement
I'm so bored that, i could introduce my face to the pavement
I'm so bored that, i could put an egg in the microwave
I'm so bored that, i could make my sister my human slave
I'm so bored that, i could win a poisson at founders jour
I'm so bored that, i could rendez-vous amoureux, date someone who is clearly gay
I'm so bored that, i could play on an ipod at a part
I'm so bored that, i could buy stupid things from Ed Hardy

Im so very bored,...