Severus Snape fond d’écran

Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do toi feel about Snape?
2.    How do toi feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did toi choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying toi already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind toi of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...