Finish the job

As Johnny was being forced to walk down part of the trail par a man with an AK47, he noticed some wires to the left.

NS Man 79: Keep moving. Don't stop at all.
Johnny: I won't stop until toi tell me to.
Narrator: He brought me to a small camp. Several plus enemies from Norfolk Southern were par a fire, accompanied par two plus prisoners.
Jess: *Sitting suivant to Kate* For the last, goddamn time, we had no clue about your presence! The two of us were simply out for a walk! It's called a nature trail for a reason!
NS Man 96: Do not lie to me! We knew toi were coming. The trail was wired! Look at this....

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Johnny: *Driving his green Mustang. He turns left, and heads for a parking lot*
Narrator: Phillipsburg, not far away from my home. It's actually 11 miles north of the town I live in. In my opinion, it's also the nicest town in New Jersey.
Johnny: *Parks his Mustang, and gets out with a suitcase*
Narrator: I was waiting for a train to arrive from the other side of the Delaware River. Just across from Phillipsburg, is the town of Easton Pennsylvania. We got word from the pentagone that Norfolk Southern was helping a new Communist group ship stolen tanks out of the U.S, and into Russia....

On Christmas day, when Parker walked into The Nut House, he saw that everyone seemed very happy.

Parker: Hold on!!
Everyone: *Looking at Parker*
Parker: What's everyone so happy about?
Kevin: We have our Christmas presents.
Liam: Not with us of course, but we all got what we wanted.
Parker: Santa doesn't exist then.
Kevin: Oh yes he does. He's actually here with us.
Santa: *Walks over to Parker from the arcade*
Parker: What?
Santa: toi don't have to rely on your Friends to give toi presents. That's all my job, along with the help of my elves of course.
Parker: Right. Your elves.
Santa: Now then, toi come...

Parker was infuriated that no one would give him what he wanted on his Christmas list. He quickly wrote a letter to the North Pole.

Parker: Dear Santa. Nobody at The Nut House will give me what I want on my Christmas List. As punishment for their treason, toi are to put the following people on your naughty list. Kevin, Liam, David, Liz, Wayne, Miss. Heart...

25 minutes later

Parker:....and that concludes my business. Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Parker.

Meanwhile at The Nut House.

David: *Places nourriture on the table, tableau for Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: Thanks Dave.
Kevin: This looks delicious.
Parker: *Kicks...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on Christmas Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their Christmas list, when Parker walked in with...

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Sean The Hedgehog: Welcome to the seconde half of our show. We will be montrer toi the Thomas & Friends spoof, Thomas & The Magic Railway.

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Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Narrator: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Narrator: This...