Saten Twist as Stan
Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine
Master Sword as Roger
Derpy as Steve
Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always montrer it.
Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!
Derpy: I am!
Sword: Me, too!
Trixie: Wowee!
Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.
Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the La Reine des Neiges nourriture aisle.
(They pass par a Farmers Market)
Trixie: Hmm, "Farmers Market." I wonder what that's all about?
Saten: Pass. That's where the ''farmers'' shop.
Derpy: Actually cuz, farmers markets are where farmers sell fresh produce directly to the public and...
Saten immediately pulls to a stop, Trixie almost falls out but Derpy catches her.
Saten: Cutting out the middleman?!
Saten: The one thing I hate plus than farmers... Middlemen.
Trixie: Well then, guess we're trying the farmers market! (They all cheer, including her).
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Derpy: (examining some fruit) Hmm, "Papaya."That's not a word I say every day.
Saten: And look at this one, "Kumquat?" really? Got a real wiseass running the fruits here.
Sword: [Gasps] What is that?! (they find a female poney drinking from a coconut with a straw).
Derpy: It's amazing.. I must have it!
Trixie: Excuse me sir, We'd like to purchase one of your coco-nuts.
Farmer: Great! toi know, for $1 more, I could open it up for...
Saten: Not so fast with the ripoffs, we can open it ourselves.
Derpy: Yeah. Remember when we Lost 20 bucks having that guy open our bananas! (They all laugh and leave, leaving the farmer confused).
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The group arrive at Saten's and Trixie's house, which is a small apartment-like place with mostly white walls, one room to a bedroom and one to a bathroom. And they are in the main room, which is also the kitchen.
Derpy (excitedly hopping up and down, it's actually adorable): Open it, open it!
Saten grabs a couteau and slices the coconut, which breaks the couteau in half.
Saten: Hmm. Must be a bad knife. (uses clever but same result) Another bad knife. (uses a chief knife) Another bad knife! (uses a pain couteau and the teeth break off) ANOTHER bad knife!
Trixie: Step aside, let your wife work her magic.. (throws it on ground, which leaves a large dent but the coconut unharmed) I don't get it. That always works with cornichon, pickle jars.
Derpy: Out of my way. I got this.. (shoves it against the the four door which breaks off and whacks Saten, causing Trixie to gasp a bit)
Saten: Ow!
Derpy (pats him comfortingly): Sorry cousin.
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the citron vert in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the citron vert in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a wackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
Saten: Guys, don't let this coconut drive us apart. That's what it wants!
Derpy (scared): Wh-Wh-What are we gonna do?! How are we gonna open this coconut?!
(They all stare at it as dramatic musique plays).
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LATER THAT EVENING:
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The following jour Saten are now in a small field, Saten revs up a Steamroller and tries to run over the coconut, only for the steamroller itself to crash and fall over.
Saten: Damn it!
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Trixie runs at with a chainsaw.
Trixie: AHHHH! (hits the coconut which bounces off the arbre stump she sat it on, and the coconut whacks Derpy right in the head)
Derpy: (dizzily, with huge bump on her head) I think it just grazed me... (falls unconscious)
Trixie: (falls to her knees) DAMN toi COCONUUUT! (begins crying, as does Saten who wraps around her)
Saten (crying with her): Is it even worth it anymore?! The carnage! The shattered lives!? [crying continues]
Sword: Don't give up, we all remember how happy that woman looked when she was drinking from that coconut, don't we? We want to be like her, don't we?!
Trixie: (sniffs) Course.
Saten (angrily): What kind of a question is that?!
Sword: Then we're gonna have to think outside the box.
Sword throws the coconut onto a gas fire-pit and turns it on.
Sword: We're gonna smoke it out! (the other two give satisfied smiles)
Sword: This might take some time, so we need to be patient.
Short pause.
Sword: Be right back.. (walks off, returning with an AK47, the other two jump to cover as Sword immediately opens feu on the feu pit, destroying it but the coconut is unharmed)..
Derpy crawls over.
Sword (angrily) stupid coconut! (begins whacking it with the gun, each accidentally fired bullet unwittingly hitting poor Derpy, who wasn't seen par him)
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THE suivant DAY:
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Derpy is seen laying in a hospital lit brought down to Saten's and Trixie's apartment, the two holding hands worriedly.
Sword (comes into the building): Alright we embraced all coconut opening options. It's time to embrace.. the Dark Arts. [With that a Motorcycle bursts into the building though window]
Saten: The Criss Angel!?
Trixie: The freakiest magician on the planet…
It actually reveals to be Discord dressed as Criss, but nobody seems to notice. ou least not care. He spins the bike til it vanishes and he lifts himself up to the air.
Discord: Who's ready to get their minds BLOOOOOWN?!
Saten: Me! me! I am!
Trixie (at same time): Yeah! Yeah!
Discord (to Sword): Sir, please inspect the box. It's solid. No trapdoors Nothing underneath. Correct?
Sword (knocks on it and gives a thumbs up): It's a regular box, Chris with two S's.
Discord: Now let's see what happens when we put a regular coconut in this regular box.. (pulls out ninja sword) And slice through it with a regular blade!
Everyone looks on anxiously, Derpy's beeping speeds up.
Discord slices though the box, Derpy's monitor beeps faster. And he lifts the box to montrer the coconut finally sliced.
Discord (shows it to them, cut in half): Coconut anyone?
(The three all cheer excitedly)
Derpy: (suddenly bursts up with unexplained recovery) Oh, yeah! Mindfreak, baby!
Everyone cheers excitedly, mainly about the coconut.
Discord: (the bike reappears and he speeds off) MINDFREAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
Saten: Off he goes.
Trixie: What a hero..
THE END:
Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine
Master Sword as Roger
Derpy as Steve
Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always montrer it.
Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!
Derpy: I am!
Sword: Me, too!
Trixie: Wowee!
Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.
Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the La Reine des Neiges nourriture aisle.
(They pass par a Farmers Market)
Trixie: Hmm, "Farmers Market." I wonder what that's all about?
Saten: Pass. That's where the ''farmers'' shop.
Derpy: Actually cuz, farmers markets are where farmers sell fresh produce directly to the public and...
Saten immediately pulls to a stop, Trixie almost falls out but Derpy catches her.
Saten: Cutting out the middleman?!
Saten: The one thing I hate plus than farmers... Middlemen.
Trixie: Well then, guess we're trying the farmers market! (They all cheer, including her).
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Derpy: (examining some fruit) Hmm, "Papaya."That's not a word I say every day.
Saten: And look at this one, "Kumquat?" really? Got a real wiseass running the fruits here.
Sword: [Gasps] What is that?! (they find a female poney drinking from a coconut with a straw).
Derpy: It's amazing.. I must have it!
Trixie: Excuse me sir, We'd like to purchase one of your coco-nuts.
Farmer: Great! toi know, for $1 more, I could open it up for...
Saten: Not so fast with the ripoffs, we can open it ourselves.
Derpy: Yeah. Remember when we Lost 20 bucks having that guy open our bananas! (They all laugh and leave, leaving the farmer confused).
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The group arrive at Saten's and Trixie's house, which is a small apartment-like place with mostly white walls, one room to a bedroom and one to a bathroom. And they are in the main room, which is also the kitchen.
Derpy (excitedly hopping up and down, it's actually adorable): Open it, open it!
Saten grabs a couteau and slices the coconut, which breaks the couteau in half.
Saten: Hmm. Must be a bad knife. (uses clever but same result) Another bad knife. (uses a chief knife) Another bad knife! (uses a pain couteau and the teeth break off) ANOTHER bad knife!
Trixie: Step aside, let your wife work her magic.. (throws it on ground, which leaves a large dent but the coconut unharmed) I don't get it. That always works with cornichon, pickle jars.
Derpy: Out of my way. I got this.. (shoves it against the the four door which breaks off and whacks Saten, causing Trixie to gasp a bit)
Saten: Ow!
Derpy (pats him comfortingly): Sorry cousin.
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the citron vert in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the citron vert in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a wackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
Saten: Guys, don't let this coconut drive us apart. That's what it wants!
Derpy (scared): Wh-Wh-What are we gonna do?! How are we gonna open this coconut?!
(They all stare at it as dramatic musique plays).
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LATER THAT EVENING:
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The following jour Saten are now in a small field, Saten revs up a Steamroller and tries to run over the coconut, only for the steamroller itself to crash and fall over.
Saten: Damn it!
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Trixie runs at with a chainsaw.
Trixie: AHHHH! (hits the coconut which bounces off the arbre stump she sat it on, and the coconut whacks Derpy right in the head)
Derpy: (dizzily, with huge bump on her head) I think it just grazed me... (falls unconscious)
Trixie: (falls to her knees) DAMN toi COCONUUUT! (begins crying, as does Saten who wraps around her)
Saten (crying with her): Is it even worth it anymore?! The carnage! The shattered lives!? [crying continues]
Sword: Don't give up, we all remember how happy that woman looked when she was drinking from that coconut, don't we? We want to be like her, don't we?!
Trixie: (sniffs) Course.
Saten (angrily): What kind of a question is that?!
Sword: Then we're gonna have to think outside the box.
Sword throws the coconut onto a gas fire-pit and turns it on.
Sword: We're gonna smoke it out! (the other two give satisfied smiles)
Sword: This might take some time, so we need to be patient.
Short pause.
Sword: Be right back.. (walks off, returning with an AK47, the other two jump to cover as Sword immediately opens feu on the feu pit, destroying it but the coconut is unharmed)..
Derpy crawls over.
Sword (angrily) stupid coconut! (begins whacking it with the gun, each accidentally fired bullet unwittingly hitting poor Derpy, who wasn't seen par him)
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THE suivant DAY:
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Derpy is seen laying in a hospital lit brought down to Saten's and Trixie's apartment, the two holding hands worriedly.
Sword (comes into the building): Alright we embraced all coconut opening options. It's time to embrace.. the Dark Arts. [With that a Motorcycle bursts into the building though window]
Saten: The Criss Angel!?
Trixie: The freakiest magician on the planet…
It actually reveals to be Discord dressed as Criss, but nobody seems to notice. ou least not care. He spins the bike til it vanishes and he lifts himself up to the air.
Discord: Who's ready to get their minds BLOOOOOWN?!
Saten: Me! me! I am!
Trixie (at same time): Yeah! Yeah!
Discord (to Sword): Sir, please inspect the box. It's solid. No trapdoors Nothing underneath. Correct?
Sword (knocks on it and gives a thumbs up): It's a regular box, Chris with two S's.
Discord: Now let's see what happens when we put a regular coconut in this regular box.. (pulls out ninja sword) And slice through it with a regular blade!
Everyone looks on anxiously, Derpy's beeping speeds up.
Discord slices though the box, Derpy's monitor beeps faster. And he lifts the box to montrer the coconut finally sliced.
Discord (shows it to them, cut in half): Coconut anyone?
(The three all cheer excitedly)
Derpy: (suddenly bursts up with unexplained recovery) Oh, yeah! Mindfreak, baby!
Everyone cheers excitedly, mainly about the coconut.
Discord: (the bike reappears and he speeds off) MINDFREAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
Saten: Off he goes.
Trixie: What a hero..
THE END:
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Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna l’amour it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
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Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna l’amour it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical jour in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
From a distance, Alan, Ryan, and Harry were watching the warehouse.
Alan: That's where they held us hostage. par the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed par a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
2 B Continued
Alan: That's where they held us hostage. par the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed par a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
2 B Continued
Timothy's Ferrari
Sean: We designed seven logos for other people. Here they are.
Song: link
Sean: Some logos like Jade's don't have any musique for them. Actually, the only other one that doesn't have any musique for it is Izfankirby's.
Song: link
Sean: And since we were merging with Aqua, we decided to create this logo for her.
Song: link
Sean: Izfankirby's logo only appeared in the Grand Theft Ponies fan fictions, since he never wrote any, except for those four.
Sean: suivant up, Triq267.
Song: link
Sean: That was a new version of a logo made for him. His original can be viewed on his...
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Song: link
Sean: Some logos like Jade's don't have any musique for them. Actually, the only other one that doesn't have any musique for it is Izfankirby's.
Song: link
Sean: And since we were merging with Aqua, we decided to create this logo for her.
Song: link
Sean: Izfankirby's logo only appeared in the Grand Theft Ponies fan fictions, since he never wrote any, except for those four.
Sean: suivant up, Triq267.
Song: link
Sean: That was a new version of a logo made for him. His original can be viewed on his...
