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The Joker broke out of Arkham Asylum again so Batman was trying to find him. Batman a dit "The Joker is one of the most threatening super villains in the world. I have to stop his new master plan." Batman went to several nearby cities to find the Joker.
Meanwhile Jon Arbuckle walked into his house and a dit "I have great news Garfield."
Garfield replied "If it involves nourriture I care. If it doesn't then leave and get me something to eat."
Jon a dit "Nermal's birthday is coming up and I already have finished all of the birthday party details."
Garfield asked "Why do we have to be kind to that overly cute cat?"
Jon a dit "Come on Garfield. Nermal's one of our best friends."
Garfield replied "He's one of the few Friends toi have and he's not one of my friends. Pooky is my best friend."
Jon a dit "I was buying dozens of socks at the store today and I met a charming birthday clown."
Garfield replied "If it's Binky that's great. If it's not feu him."
Jon grabbed a birthday card out of his shopping bag and a dit "I want toi to give this birthday card to Nermal tomorrow."
Garfield tried to lie par saying "My arms are sick. They can't give anything to anybody for a few days."
Jon went to the cuisine and a dit "I have the ingredients to make the best birthday cake yet." Jon got out bread, butter, ketchup, candy, and donuts." Jon mixed all of the ingredients together and put them in the oven.
A few hours later Batman was driving around a city and was still trying to find the Joker. Batman saw Lyman and asked "Have toi seen the Joker?"
Lyman a dit "Maybe. I've met so many clowns that it's hard to tell which one was the Joker."
Batman a dit "He has green hair and a purple suit."
Lyman replied "Seems like a fun dude." Batman rolled his eyes.
A few days later the Joker drove to Jon Arbuckle's house. The Joker knocked on the door. Jon stopped organizing his socks and opened the door. Jon a dit "Hi birthday clown."
The Joker replied "Greetings Mr. Jarbuckle."
Jon a dit "It's Arbuckle, not Jarbuckle."
The Joker replied "Then my jar of camelote, indésirable nourriture can't ride in the car." The Joker did a evil laugh.
Jon a dit "The birthday cat will be here soon."
The Joker replied "That's great Mr. Tarbuckle. I'm the clown prince of birthday clowns."
Garfield angrily a dit "I'm already ready for the end of any birthday that doesn't involve me."
The Joker replied "Ah. It's the only cat president." The Joker picked up Garfield and rudely threw him back to his cat bed.
A few minutes later Nermal politely knocked on the door. Nermal was so small and gentle that it took a few minutes for Jon to realize that Nermal was knocking on the door. Jon opened the door and a dit "Welcome to your birthday party Nermal."
Nermal replied "Thank you."
Garfield a dit "Nermal I have some bad news for you: It's your birthday." Garfield had a big speech that involved mocking Nermal so Jon stopped him before he got to continue his mean spirited speech.
Nermal asked "Where's Odie?"
Jon a dit "He got a job as an artist." Nermal was surprised to hear that, but Jon seemed to say weird things every day.
The Joker a dit "Greetings Mr. Nermal. I'm the birthday clown. This is going to be a evilly fun party full of crime and trouble." The Joker did a evil laugh.
Jon got out the birthday cake. The birthday cake looked super gross. Jon smelled the cake and a dit "It has a few small flaws, but I'm sure that you're all going to l’amour it."
Nermal replied "I'm sorry Jon, but I'm afraid I'll get super sick from eating that."
Jon a dit "Well I know the master of never turning down food." Jon handed a few pieces of cake to Garfield.
Garfield asked "What should I do? I have a duty to never turn down food, but this nourriture was made par the master of messed up cooking."
The Joker grabbed a piece of the cake and ate it. The Joker a dit "This is the craziest cake yet. I dig how eccentric toi are Mr. Marbuckle."
Jon replied "Thank toi clown prince of wrong names."
The Joker a dit "I know how to make this birthday really special. I'm going to reveal to all of toi my secret identity. I'm the Joker."
Jon replied "But toi claimed to be a birthday clown."
The Joker a dit "I easily tricked toi Mr. Sarbuckle. I've had my regular green hair and purple costume. jouer la comédie and dressing like normal was enough to fool you." The Joker did a evil laugh.
Jon replied "I better save the cats."
The Joker a dit "Please calm down. I'm not going to get rid of any of you. Ruining this birthday party is a treat. You're going to face the delightfully fun wrath of the clown prince of crime." The Joker did a evil laugh. The Joker wanted to get Garfield mad so he ran to the cuisine and threw a bunch of boxes of nourriture on the ground. Doing such a cruel thing made Garfield realize how dangerous the Joker really is.
Nermal replied "You should be fired from the birthday clown business Mr. Joker."
The Joker a dit "I have been fired. A lot of people wanted to have my fun antics on their birthday, but other people thought I was too cruel for birthdays."
Batman saw the Joker's car in Jon Arbuckle's parking lot so he parked the Batmobile nearby. Batman a dit "It seems like the Joker went into that gentleman's house. I'm not sure what that guy has that the Joker wants to steal. It's probably a rich guy who has treasures that the Joker wants."
The Joker found Jon's chaussette collection and started messing around with it. The Joker a dit "There's hundreds of socks in here."
Jon replied "It took me a few hours to organize my chaussette collection. Please don't ruin it Mr. Joker."
The Joker asked "Why do toi have such a crazy habit of organizing socks Mr. Zarbuckle?"
Jon a dit "Collecting socks is one of the best hobbies ever. It's such a worthwhile and amazing thing to do."
The Joker replied "Put a chaussette in it."
Batman walked into the house and asked "What's your evil plan Joker?"
The Joker a dit "Your assumptions are too pessimistic Mr. Batman."
Batman responded "I'm sorry that I'm not very optimistic around toi Joker, but toi have a pattern of doing vile things. What are toi doing this gentleman's house?"
The Joker a dit "You're wrong about me doing anything evil. Mr. Darduckle hired me to be the birthday clown for Nermal."
Nermal a dit "Hi. I'm Nermal the birthday cat."
Batman replied "That's such an adorable cat."
Batman petted Nermal on the head while asking Jon "Why did toi hire the Joker to be the birthday clown?"
Jon a dit "I thought that he was a real birthday clown."
Batman replied "No offense sir, but toi need to think plus before toi make choices like that."
Garfield laughed and a dit "Batman called toi an idiot."
The Joker a dit "You can't crash this birthday party Batman. I've already done that."
Garfield responded "This is actually better than the birthday party where Jon tried to make edible socks."
Batman chased the Joker around the house. The Joker had fun running around the house. He felt like he was being a kid and that Batman was being the parent. The Joker slipped and crash landed on the cuisine table. He a dit "What a fun hit." The Joker did a evil laugh and fell on the cuisine floor. The cuisine table, tableau fell on the Joker. He a dit "I'm the clown prince of slapstick." The Joker passed out.
Jon a dit "This birthday party wasn't as sûr, sans danger and fun as it should of been. I'm sorry Nermal."
Nermal replied "This birthday party involved Batman so it got some cool points."
Batman a dit "You're a very sweet cat. I hope that toi have a wonderful birthday." Batman grabbed the Joker and started taking him back to Arkham Asylum.
Jon a dit "The Joker ruined a important portion of my chaussette collection, but toi don't have to worry. I'll save the socks from being disorganized." Jon walked to the chaussette drawer feeling like a proud hero. Garfield rolled his eyes.
The Joker broke out of Arkham Asylum again so Batman was trying to find him. Batman a dit "The Joker is one of the most threatening super villains in the world. I have to stop his new master plan." Batman went to several nearby cities to find the Joker.
Meanwhile Jon Arbuckle walked into his house and a dit "I have great news Garfield."
Garfield replied "If it involves nourriture I care. If it doesn't then leave and get me something to eat."
Jon a dit "Nermal's birthday is coming up and I already have finished all of the birthday party details."
Garfield asked "Why do we have to be kind to that overly cute cat?"
Jon a dit "Come on Garfield. Nermal's one of our best friends."
Garfield replied "He's one of the few Friends toi have and he's not one of my friends. Pooky is my best friend."
Jon a dit "I was buying dozens of socks at the store today and I met a charming birthday clown."
Garfield replied "If it's Binky that's great. If it's not feu him."
Jon grabbed a birthday card out of his shopping bag and a dit "I want toi to give this birthday card to Nermal tomorrow."
Garfield tried to lie par saying "My arms are sick. They can't give anything to anybody for a few days."
Jon went to the cuisine and a dit "I have the ingredients to make the best birthday cake yet." Jon got out bread, butter, ketchup, candy, and donuts." Jon mixed all of the ingredients together and put them in the oven.
A few hours later Batman was driving around a city and was still trying to find the Joker. Batman saw Lyman and asked "Have toi seen the Joker?"
Lyman a dit "Maybe. I've met so many clowns that it's hard to tell which one was the Joker."
Batman a dit "He has green hair and a purple suit."
Lyman replied "Seems like a fun dude." Batman rolled his eyes.
A few days later the Joker drove to Jon Arbuckle's house. The Joker knocked on the door. Jon stopped organizing his socks and opened the door. Jon a dit "Hi birthday clown."
The Joker replied "Greetings Mr. Jarbuckle."
Jon a dit "It's Arbuckle, not Jarbuckle."
The Joker replied "Then my jar of camelote, indésirable nourriture can't ride in the car." The Joker did a evil laugh.
Jon a dit "The birthday cat will be here soon."
The Joker replied "That's great Mr. Tarbuckle. I'm the clown prince of birthday clowns."
Garfield angrily a dit "I'm already ready for the end of any birthday that doesn't involve me."
The Joker replied "Ah. It's the only cat president." The Joker picked up Garfield and rudely threw him back to his cat bed.
A few minutes later Nermal politely knocked on the door. Nermal was so small and gentle that it took a few minutes for Jon to realize that Nermal was knocking on the door. Jon opened the door and a dit "Welcome to your birthday party Nermal."
Nermal replied "Thank you."
Garfield a dit "Nermal I have some bad news for you: It's your birthday." Garfield had a big speech that involved mocking Nermal so Jon stopped him before he got to continue his mean spirited speech.
Nermal asked "Where's Odie?"
Jon a dit "He got a job as an artist." Nermal was surprised to hear that, but Jon seemed to say weird things every day.
The Joker a dit "Greetings Mr. Nermal. I'm the birthday clown. This is going to be a evilly fun party full of crime and trouble." The Joker did a evil laugh.
Jon got out the birthday cake. The birthday cake looked super gross. Jon smelled the cake and a dit "It has a few small flaws, but I'm sure that you're all going to l’amour it."
Nermal replied "I'm sorry Jon, but I'm afraid I'll get super sick from eating that."
Jon a dit "Well I know the master of never turning down food." Jon handed a few pieces of cake to Garfield.
Garfield asked "What should I do? I have a duty to never turn down food, but this nourriture was made par the master of messed up cooking."
The Joker grabbed a piece of the cake and ate it. The Joker a dit "This is the craziest cake yet. I dig how eccentric toi are Mr. Marbuckle."
Jon replied "Thank toi clown prince of wrong names."
The Joker a dit "I know how to make this birthday really special. I'm going to reveal to all of toi my secret identity. I'm the Joker."
Jon replied "But toi claimed to be a birthday clown."
The Joker a dit "I easily tricked toi Mr. Sarbuckle. I've had my regular green hair and purple costume. jouer la comédie and dressing like normal was enough to fool you." The Joker did a evil laugh.
Jon replied "I better save the cats."
The Joker a dit "Please calm down. I'm not going to get rid of any of you. Ruining this birthday party is a treat. You're going to face the delightfully fun wrath of the clown prince of crime." The Joker did a evil laugh. The Joker wanted to get Garfield mad so he ran to the cuisine and threw a bunch of boxes of nourriture on the ground. Doing such a cruel thing made Garfield realize how dangerous the Joker really is.
Nermal replied "You should be fired from the birthday clown business Mr. Joker."
The Joker a dit "I have been fired. A lot of people wanted to have my fun antics on their birthday, but other people thought I was too cruel for birthdays."
Batman saw the Joker's car in Jon Arbuckle's parking lot so he parked the Batmobile nearby. Batman a dit "It seems like the Joker went into that gentleman's house. I'm not sure what that guy has that the Joker wants to steal. It's probably a rich guy who has treasures that the Joker wants."
The Joker found Jon's chaussette collection and started messing around with it. The Joker a dit "There's hundreds of socks in here."
Jon replied "It took me a few hours to organize my chaussette collection. Please don't ruin it Mr. Joker."
The Joker asked "Why do toi have such a crazy habit of organizing socks Mr. Zarbuckle?"
Jon a dit "Collecting socks is one of the best hobbies ever. It's such a worthwhile and amazing thing to do."
The Joker replied "Put a chaussette in it."
Batman walked into the house and asked "What's your evil plan Joker?"
The Joker a dit "Your assumptions are too pessimistic Mr. Batman."
Batman responded "I'm sorry that I'm not very optimistic around toi Joker, but toi have a pattern of doing vile things. What are toi doing this gentleman's house?"
The Joker a dit "You're wrong about me doing anything evil. Mr. Darduckle hired me to be the birthday clown for Nermal."
Nermal a dit "Hi. I'm Nermal the birthday cat."
Batman replied "That's such an adorable cat."
Batman petted Nermal on the head while asking Jon "Why did toi hire the Joker to be the birthday clown?"
Jon a dit "I thought that he was a real birthday clown."
Batman replied "No offense sir, but toi need to think plus before toi make choices like that."
Garfield laughed and a dit "Batman called toi an idiot."
The Joker a dit "You can't crash this birthday party Batman. I've already done that."
Garfield responded "This is actually better than the birthday party where Jon tried to make edible socks."
Batman chased the Joker around the house. The Joker had fun running around the house. He felt like he was being a kid and that Batman was being the parent. The Joker slipped and crash landed on the cuisine table. He a dit "What a fun hit." The Joker did a evil laugh and fell on the cuisine floor. The cuisine table, tableau fell on the Joker. He a dit "I'm the clown prince of slapstick." The Joker passed out.
Jon a dit "This birthday party wasn't as sûr, sans danger and fun as it should of been. I'm sorry Nermal."
Nermal replied "This birthday party involved Batman so it got some cool points."
Batman a dit "You're a very sweet cat. I hope that toi have a wonderful birthday." Batman grabbed the Joker and started taking him back to Arkham Asylum.
Jon a dit "The Joker ruined a important portion of my chaussette collection, but toi don't have to worry. I'll save the socks from being disorganized." Jon walked to the chaussette drawer feeling like a proud hero. Garfield rolled his eyes.
