Song: link
Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did toi eat?
Eula: taco bell. You're girls. Why don't toi fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.
8 PM - Now
Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice
8:30 PM - Later
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina animé - Bak2Bak
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over par the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* plus like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do toi need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that toi know this, I gotta let toi go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got toi into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to toi the 5th INSTALLMENT of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided par
Chevronet
Equestrian MOTOR WORKS
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The suivant jour in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank toi Moneybit. I better be plus careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need toi to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the poney were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's favori food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do toi know about the poney that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 minutes of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are toi doing here?
Con: We're here to help toi stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe toi have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok toi guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would toi care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: toi push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a poney down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the l’espace station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the l’espace station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: toi gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me toi were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my seconde life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for toi to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a môle, mole in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad poney from launching plus missiles
D. Buying thé for Rareesa
If toi guessed C preventing somepony from launching plus missiles toi are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where toi were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some KARATE.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other poney until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach toi plus karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a poney down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need plus reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills plus ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. Howsabout we practice plus karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, toi learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all toi need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if toi die from being too old?
Con: I get my seconde life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* plus like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do toi need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that toi know this, I gotta let toi go. *shoots gun*
Con: toi missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes poney over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the bateau that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes poney off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* ou on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let toi live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his suivant adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did toi eat?
Eula: taco bell. You're girls. Why don't toi fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.
8 PM - Now
Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice
8:30 PM - Later
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina animé - Bak2Bak
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over par the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* plus like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do toi need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that toi know this, I gotta let toi go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got toi into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to toi the 5th INSTALLMENT of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided par
Chevronet
Equestrian MOTOR WORKS
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The suivant jour in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank toi Moneybit. I better be plus careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need toi to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the poney were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's favori food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do toi know about the poney that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 minutes of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are toi doing here?
Con: We're here to help toi stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe toi have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok toi guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would toi care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: toi push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a poney down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the l’espace station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the l’espace station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: toi gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me toi were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my seconde life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for toi to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a môle, mole in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad poney from launching plus missiles
D. Buying thé for Rareesa
If toi guessed C preventing somepony from launching plus missiles toi are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where toi were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some KARATE.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other poney until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach toi plus karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a poney down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need plus reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills plus ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. Howsabout we practice plus karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, toi learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all toi need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if toi die from being too old?
Con: I get my seconde life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* plus like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do toi need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that toi know this, I gotta let toi go. *shoots gun*
Con: toi missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes poney over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the bateau that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes poney off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* ou on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let toi live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his suivant adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
The black Camaro that passed Alan, and Camryn stopped in the parking lot of the retirement center for war veterans. Only one man was in the car, and he got out.
Receptionist: *Looks at the man walking towards her* What can I do for toi sir?
Ian: *Laying in his lit with his Type 99. He gets up, and puts it in the closet* I don't need to be accused of this shit. *Hears gunfire*
Alec: *Runs into Ian's room*
Ian: What happened?
Alec: toi have to be quiet. there's a killer.
Ian: We need to leave. *Opens the window*
The man was holding an MP5
He pointed it at the door to Ian's room, and fired 15 bullets...
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Receptionist: *Looks at the man walking towards her* What can I do for toi sir?
Ian: *Laying in his lit with his Type 99. He gets up, and puts it in the closet* I don't need to be accused of this shit. *Hears gunfire*
Alec: *Runs into Ian's room*
Ian: What happened?
Alec: toi have to be quiet. there's a killer.
Ian: We need to leave. *Opens the window*
The man was holding an MP5
He pointed it at the door to Ian's room, and fired 15 bullets...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
