Song: link

Carter: Now this is an awesome song.
Jerry: Couldn't agree more.
David: *Dancing with Liz*
Mr. Nut: Care to take things away Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir. Welcome back everyone. For those of toi just tuning in, my name is Stylo, and I'm your host for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails. Take it away.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell toi about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. toi are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to toi in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell toi in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever a dit something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, toi curse too much.
Gordon: toi curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, toi randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and toi also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: toi two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.

Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.

Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* toi had a wife this entire time, and toi didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. toi were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. toi hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what toi did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.

Gordon went to go talk to Coffee Creme.

Coffee Creme: *Sitting on a bench*
Gordon: Coff?
Coffee Creme: It's Coffee Creme. Not Coff, ou Frenchy. Coffee Creme.
Gordon: No kidding. Listen, I just wanted toi to know that I'm divorcing my wife, and there's no reason for toi to be mad at me.
Coffee Creme: Oh yeah? How many other mares were toi seeing in Portland?
Gordon: None. I just worked as a porter at one of the train stations. Listen, I'm trying to tell toi I'm sorry. Don't toi understand?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* I'll give toi another chance. But if I find out that you're cheating on me, ou anypony while dating with me, we're through.
Gordon: Got it.

On the other part of the station.

Pete: Pierce, toi and Stylo are going to take a freight all the way into St. Foalis.
Hawkeye: toi can count on us Pete.
Stylo: We'll get the train there on time.
Pete: That's what I want to here. Good, now I gotta go check on our profits. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Guess what kind of engine we're driving to St. Foaly.
Hawkeye: I'm going to guess that it's a F unit.
Stylo: What kind of an F unit?
Hawkeye: I don't know, perhaps an F3?
Stylo: I'm guessing a GP7.
Hawkeye: You're crazy. Our railroad only has Twenty one GP7's, it's rare if we get one pulling our train.
Stylo: Big boys are rare too.
Hawkeye: But they're all stationed here in Cheyenne.
Stylo: For a reason.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. Getting heavy freight trains over Sherman Hill.
Stylo: What about Archer hill?
Hawkeye: I guess other engines go on that part of the line.
Worker: *Driving freight train*
Hawkeye: Hey, there's two GP7's on this train, why don't toi stop the engineer, and ask him about everything toi need to know about our engines?
Worker: *stops train*
Stylo: I don't think that's necessary.
Worker: *Walks out of train* Are toi Stylo, and Pierce?
Stylo: Yes.
Worker: Special delivery. Get this freight to St. Foalis.
Stylo: I was right Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Great.

But before they could get in their locomotive

Gordon: salut guys, guess what?
Hawkeye: What?
Gordon: I'm dating Coffee Creme again!
Stylo: How did toi manage to pull that off?
Gordon: I just a dit I was sorry, and she had a lot of sympathy for me, and now we're dating again.
Hawkeye: Congratulations. I'll send my condolences to Frenchy when we return.
Gordon: Well unlike toi guys, she actually likes me.
Stylo: Whatever. *Gets in engine*
Hawkeye: *Gets in engine*
Gordon: So that's it? toi don't even care?
Hawkeye: Nope. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Gordon: *watching train leave station* They don't even care? They don't even care. Now the question is... Why don't they care?

On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.

Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.

A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.

Stylo: Alright. toi get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, ou the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: toi can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend toi from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do toi need me to do?

Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.

Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do toi think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do toi this is, a library? toi can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay toi $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: montrer me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, toi weren't kidding. Okay toi guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back par tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*

When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something toi would find at a fancy restaurant.

Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank toi sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright toi guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link

When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5

Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The musique is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a télévision Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the montrer be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I l’amour what toi did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do toi approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, toi did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do toi think of me now?
Gordon: Why are toi leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: toi leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: toi talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: musique is still playing.

The End

On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails

Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.

---

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The chercher For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something there made them want to stay.

Stylo: I think that sunset is why we're staying.
Hawkeye: It's nice, but that's not why I think we're here. I have a feeling we're here just to watch the trains pass us.
Pete: That could be it. I'm only here, because I can't leave unless toi two leave.
Stylo: We can leave now if toi want.
Pete: No, that's alright. Hey, did I ever tell toi two about the story of my great grandfather?
Hawkeye: No, but toi told me, and Gordon about how toi were an engineer on this railroad during the thirties.
Pete: That was a great story, but this one I'm about to tell toi is completely different. A long time ago, during the 1860's Equestria was looking for a way to make a transcontinental railroad. There was a line going from Neigh York to Chicagoat, but that wasn't satisfying enough for the Equestrians.
Hawkeye: So they decided to make the line bigger.
Pete: Yup. The Union Pacific didn't have a huge railroad like it does now. It only ran from Chicagoat to Council Bluffs. They went to the west-
Hawkeye: While the Southern Pacific built east from San Franciscolt.
Pete: Yes, but it wasn't the S.P back then. It was the C.P.
Hawkeye: I didn't know it was the Canadian Pacific.
Pete: No, *Laughs* It meant Central Pacific.
Stylo: Can toi continue with the story?
Pete: Oh right. In 1869, the two railroads met up in Promontory Utah, and guess which poney put in the golden spike there?
Hawkeye: Your great grandfather.
Pete: That's right. I'll tell toi how he did it too...

In Bringham City, May 8, 1869. 10 miles east of Promontory Utah.

Pete's great grandfather was named Connor.

Mercury: salut Connor, get over here.
Connor: *Walks over to Mercury* Yeah?
Mercury: We need to take extra special care of this. *Shows golden spike*
Connor: Why is that golden?
Mercury: We're using this as the last spike for the Transcontinental Railroad. When we meet up with the Central Pacific, we'll use this on the line.
Connor: Great, but who would want to steal this?
Mercury: Oh, I don't know, a few robbers, some Indians. toi know, anypony that's obsessed with gold.
Connor: Okay, I understand now. What are we going to do if somepony does try to steal this?
Mercury: We have a freight car with Winchesters, and ammo. Grab them as soon as toi see somepony try to steal the golden spike.
Connor: toi got it.

The suivant day, the line moved up par three miles. Now, they were only seven miles from Promontory.

Connor: *Slowly pushes freight car with rails*
Ponies: *Grabs wood, and sets it down on ground*
Other Ponies: *Take some rails off of freight car*
Even plus Ponies: *Putting nails in track*
Mercury: We're making some progress Connor. Keep it up.
Connor: Yes sir.
Irish poney 3: *Putting wood on ground* I'm gettin' tired of this. We work hard, but the Railroad only pays us eighty cents a day.
Irish poney 89: I know. Just because we're immigrants doesn't mean we should get paid less.
Irish poney 3: We need to get back at them, and I know how. We just got to wait when we meet up with the Central Pacific.
Mercury: Less talking, plus working.
Irish Ponies: *Getting back to work*

Mercury didn't hear what the Irish ponies a dit though. It would've been better if he had.

May 10, 1869. Promontory Utah. The Union Pacific, and the Central Pacific met up, and were close to completing the Transcontinental Railroad.

Irish poney 3: Make sure nopony is looking. *Opens freight car*
Irish poney 89: You're clear.
Irish poney 3: *Searching saddlebags* Where's that bloody spike? Aha! *Finds golden spike*
Irish poney 89: toi got it?
Irish poney 3: Aye, now let's get outta here. *Runs away*
Irish poney 89: *Following* Where are we going?
Irish poney 3: We're taking those humans par the saloon.
Irish poney 89: Alright.

They reached the two humans, which were tied up.

Irish poney 3: Ha, check this out. The ponies that have these humans left their pistolets here.
Irish poney 89: Great. Let's go.
Irish poney 3: *Gets on human*
Irish poney 89: *Gets on other human*

They both rode off, taking the Golden Spike with them. Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies a volé, étole the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give toi permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until toi find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish poney 89: We better hurry. Those railroad workers could catch us.
Irish poney 3: Don't worry about them. They can't catch us.
Connor: *On human* Freeze!
Mercury: *On human, and is holding a rifle*
Irish poney 3: Alright, so we took your golden spike, but toi haven't paid us enough.
Mercury: toi should've told us before stealing that, but now it's too late.
Irish poney 89: *Pointing pistol at Mercury* toi try to shoot us, I'll kill you. I've got good aim, and I can quickly dodge any bullets shot at me.
Mercury: Let's see toi dodge this. *Shoots fire*

The flames hit the Irish ponies, and they burned to death. A few minutes later, the Golden Spike was brought back to Promontory, to be nailed into place.

Mayor: I'd like to declare that the Transcontinental Railroad is completed. All of Equestria can now enjoy the pleasure of quick service par train.
Mercury: Connor, go ahead buddy.
Connor: Thank you. *Hammering in Golden Spike*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Photographer: Okay, everypony gather around for the picture.
Ponies: *Get in picture*
Photographer: *takes picture*

Back at Cheyenne in 1953

Pete: So, my great grandfather also ended up being photographed.
Hawkeye: That's pretty cool.
Stylo: What was with those guns?
Pete: I told toi the story would take place in the Wild West.
Hawkeye: Hey, that's true. Well, we better get some shut eye, and we'll see toi tomorrow.
Pete: Right toi are. See toi guys tomorrow.

The three ponies leave the station.

The End

On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 3 finale

Song: link

Stylo: We're already towards our season 3 finale?
Orion: I can't believe we made it this far.
Sean: Congrats toi guys.
Stylo: Thank you. Now, it's time for us to go. We won't be back until January 6. We hope toi guys get time off to enjoy the holidays just like us. Merry Christmas, and a happy new year.