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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a mois since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban* Get him inside.
Narrator: I was on a mission, trading information with a Chinese agent. They wanted to know about North Korea, and we wanted to know about the récent terrorist attacks in England. I still had the files on me. I was just hoping the Feds wouldn't find them.
Johnny: *Gets pushed onto the floor*
FBI Man 2: We've been nice to toi Johnny.
FBI Man 1: And we've worked together on many missions.
Driver: Why are toi so interested in working with the Central Intelligence Agency?
Johnny: It's plus organized.
FBI Man 2: plus organized my ass.
Johnny: *Quickly gets up, and kicks one of the men*
Driver: AH! *Holding his nose* Shoot him!!
FBI Men: *Grabbing Five-Seven's*
Johnny: *Shoots both men*
Driver: *Opens his eyes, looking at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pointing his gun at the driver* Let me go. toi don't need to risk your life.
Driver: *Runs for one of the other pistolets dropped par the other men*
Johnny: *Shoots the driver*
After that, Johnny was outside.
Narrator: Plus, when I joined the FBI, I never got a chance to do this.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch. He begins to run as he hits the 58PB button on the screen. He jumps, getting into his Plymouth Belvedere, and drives away*
Narrator: It was time to bring my info to Langley.
The song fades away as the opening credits begin.
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Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it*
Johnny: *Drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a mois since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban* Get him inside.
Narrator: I was on a mission, trading information with a Chinese agent. They wanted to know about North Korea, and we wanted to know about the récent terrorist attacks in England. I still had the files on me. I was just hoping the Feds wouldn't find them.
Johnny: *Gets pushed onto the floor*
FBI Man 2: We've been nice to toi Johnny.
FBI Man 1: And we've worked together on many missions.
Driver: Why are toi so interested in working with the Central Intelligence Agency?
Johnny: It's plus organized.
FBI Man 2: plus organized my ass.
Johnny: *Quickly gets up, and kicks one of the men*
Driver: AH! *Holding his nose* Shoot him!!
FBI Men: *Grabbing Five-Seven's*
Johnny: *Shoots both men*
Driver: *Opens his eyes, looking at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pointing his gun at the driver* Let me go. toi don't need to risk your life.
Driver: *Runs for one of the other pistolets dropped par the other men*
Johnny: *Shoots the driver*
After that, Johnny was outside.
Narrator: Plus, when I joined the FBI, I never got a chance to do this.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch. He begins to run as he hits the 58PB button on the screen. He jumps, getting into his Plymouth Belvedere, and drives away*
Narrator: It was time to bring my info to Langley.
The song fades away as the opening credits begin.
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Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it*
The 1958 Plymouth Belvedere
Johnny: *Drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.
Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who a dit we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red convertible*
Stuart: toi have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys montrer up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's sûr, sans danger to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now ou never. *Gets in the...
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Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who a dit we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red convertible*
Alan and Stuart make their escape in this Oldsmobile
Stuart: toi have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys montrer up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's sûr, sans danger to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now ou never. *Gets in the...
