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Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I Lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if toi won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How toi guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the seconde half of our montrer here for toi tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin. arc en ciel Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

arc en ciel Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
arc en ciel Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
arc en ciel Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
arc en ciel Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
arc en ciel Dash: Right. So now that toi know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
arc en ciel Dash: *Not amused* toi really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
arc en ciel Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do toi do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
arc en ciel Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An heure

arc en ciel Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.

arc en ciel Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes toi have.
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can toi hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.

A train whistle goes off as arc en ciel Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.

arc en ciel Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do toi have anything to say before toi do this?
arc en ciel Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
musique Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
arc en ciel Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*

As she started to practice, the musique ponies were playing the instrumental part of One par Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.

arc en ciel Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
musique Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
arc en ciel Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*

At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link

Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If toi give them the stuff, yeah.
arc en ciel Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
arc en ciel Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did toi do that for?!
arc en ciel Dash: I have to tell toi guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
arc en ciel Dash: No!! I don't even know where toi got that from! Also, why did toi tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
arc en ciel Dash: It's disgusting! toi shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did toi crash into my house?
arc en ciel Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: toi have wings. How could toi lose control?
arc en ciel Dash: toi make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* arc en ciel Dash, I saw toi out there! That was awesome!
arc en ciel Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when toi brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, toi told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
arc en ciel Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't toi have something toi wanted to tell us?
arc en ciel Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are toi thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do toi read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then toi don't have to worry about it.

The suivant day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.

Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving toi a pair of wings to compete against arc en ciel Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If toi win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There toi are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo cul, ass out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think arc en ciel Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)

During the start of the competition.

Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with arc en ciel Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.

That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her fusil, carabine at arc en ciel Dash.

Song (Start it at 7:08): link

Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
arc en ciel Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at arc en ciel Dash, but misses*
arc en ciel Dash: *Nearly gets hit par the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
arc en ciel Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, ou whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* toi muthafuckin' white cul, ass cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on arc en ciel Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots arc en ciel Dash in the leg*
arc en ciel Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a nuage fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
arc en ciel Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!

Ew! toi know what? I don't even know why I keep putting toi in this show!

arc en ciel Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: arc en ciel Dash, please save me!!!
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope toi can!! I hope you're right!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: toi know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
arc en ciel Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
arc en ciel Dash: I do. Lose some weight.

Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.

Police Ponies: *Pointing pistolets at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, toi ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!

But Spike is still in Pornstarville. toi left him there.

Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*

Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.

arc en ciel Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.

Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Friends ou not.

Now this is the end. If toi liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If toi didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. toi should know better then that.

Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope toi still like this episode.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean: Enjoy seeing plus of me in the suivant episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run par five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 8: Contract

The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor par a small bateau called a tugboat.

When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the bateau with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.

Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to toi Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have toi bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* toi guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with toi all.
Sean: We like working with toi too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up plus passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright toi guys. I'll see toi tomorrow.

Jim watched his Friends leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.

Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.

But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.

suivant morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up plus passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats suivant to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.

Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of camelote, indésirable has been replaced par us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, plus work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do plus work here then toi ever could.
Palmetto: toi better keep your mouth shut stripe face, ou toi won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* toi have to get my passengers off of that ship, ou you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: toi haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*

As for the other engines, they were not pleased par Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to rejoindre forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.

Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, ou passengers. Jim was much plus useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use pistolets even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*

suivant day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.

Sean: salut Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do toi trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and toi won't get one unless toi get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting plus work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All toi do is stick your microphone out aléatoire places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be plus then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of toi to catch on fire.
Palmetto: toi know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were toi serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.

Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.

The End.

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Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am par the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See toi then.