aléatoire Worst pick-up line?

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toi must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Should I call toi in the morning ou nudge you?
"Hey, do toi have any band-aids? because I skinned my knees falling for you."
"Are your parents from Iraq? Because I think you're the bomb!"
"I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"
Do toi have a map? I just keep getting Lost in your eyes.
"Did it hurt when toi fell from Heaven?"
Can I borrow your cell phone I promised I’d call my mom when I fell in l’amour
If I wrote the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
If toi were a booger I'd pick toi first.
My l’amour for toi is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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 gossipgirlxoxo posted il y a plus d’un an
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