aléatoire Worst pick-up line?
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toi must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Should I call toi in the morning ou nudge you?
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"Hey, do toi have any band-aids? because I skinned my knees falling for you."
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"Are your parents from Iraq? Because I think you're the bomb!"
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"I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"
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Do toi have a map? I just keep getting Lost in your eyes.
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"Did it hurt when toi fell from Heaven?"
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Can I borrow your cell phone I promised I’d call my mom when I fell in l’amour
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If I wrote the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
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If toi were a booger I'd pick toi first.
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My l’amour for toi is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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is the choice you want missing?
go ahead and add it!
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