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I can be sitting there in class and think of something that happened like a week ago and just start laughing.

Damn does shoes! NO, MONKEY! DON'T TAKE THEM!! Why, you little...Spiffy! Pooky! The monkey took m hurtful shoes! Tell Fang!! Where's my herring? I shall beat the shnizzles out of that monkey! Then, I shall cut my shoes with a razor and make them emo! Emo shoes! Cheesy grits!

Have I answered your randomness question yet? Just checking! :D

Ok, the nice men in the white coats say I have to go back to my special padded room again...

And that showed be a rating Scale of Above 5 :)*stares at a corner*..... CHEESE!!!!*eats* *spits* WTF?!!! A DUSTBUNNY!

But dont wory, tho. i'm taking them to the shoe doctor tonight. i made him up. or maybe i didn't i dunno.

i've had a hectic day today, i mean... when i was on my way to the doctors, to take my shoes that were STILL hurting to have them checked out, i saw a can of spam, a jar of marmite and that banana guy who sings "iiiiits........ peanutbutterjellytime,peanutbutterjellytim­e, and wayeh, wayeh, wayeh, wayeh, now dere y'go, dere y'go, dere y'go, dere y'go! peanutbutterjelly! peanutbutterjelly! peanutbutterjelly withabaseballBAT!!" so anyways, they were all dancing the Thriller when suddenly, my shoes jumped outof my hands and started dancing it with them. and i'm like, "they're doing the thriller you idiot, not beat it. get with the programme!!" damn, my shoes were dumb back then. and it was only earlier on today aswell. wow. so long ago. anyways, i then realised my shoes were'nt really hurting they were just lying to me, so i walked off down the road. i stopped off at marks and spencers store where at the part where they have free envelopes and pens and cheques for you to put your payments in the box in the customer services, i just started writing random letters to people and putting them in the box! i wrote one to mickey mouse, disneyland. santa, lapland. Peterpan, neverland. y'know. i just went land bonkers. literally. thats when all the teddies came in holding flags and started dancing around me in a huge circle chanting about the soccer match last night, and pencil cases shaped like lampposts. it was really freaky so i ran, and bumped right into this giant boot that started kicking me up the butt, so i grabbed the nearest can of pepsi that just happened to be singing the pepsi generation song, and i squirted it aaaall over the giant boot, and it fizzled into the floor. and, ..... oh sorry. my imaginary friend has just turned up with te men from my lunatric assylum. they say i my times up so i have to go back to my cell now. ah well. at least its never lonely in there. i've always got freddo the frog in there. but i always get top bunk so in your face, freddo!!
oh. sorry. they're calling the army to get me back to my cell now. bye bob.

I'm serious, my shoe does hurt, or at least, my foot does. I went ice skating yesterday and the skates are VERY hard. Ugh, I don't think I will be a able to walk the next couple of days...

5 i guess

That's what she said.

Oompa Lumpa are very fat. But they are round and green!

Like 4.5 at the most. :)