Q: Why did the ceinture get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball, basket-ball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But toi forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- toi already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't toi tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived accueil from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball, basket-ball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But toi forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- toi already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't toi tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived accueil from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: salut lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were toi only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK toi HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 heure LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been plus understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story par thing because toi know it's par me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: salut lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were toi only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK toi HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 heure LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been plus understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story par thing because toi know it's par me*
dear,2timer
toi a dit toi loved me
toi a dit toi cared
toi a dit i was the moon in toi dark sky
toi a dit i made toi cœur, coeur complete
toi a dit i made toi smile when toi were weak
toi a dit no girl could compare
toi a dit i was beautiful
toi a dit i was the first real Kiss toi ever had
toi lied
toi played me
yo turned my world black
toi broke my cœur, coeur and made me weak
toi fucked my so called friend
toi made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
toi cheat toi bastard! don't come round here again cuz toi fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I l’amour you, not! I hope toi like my l’amour letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
toi a dit toi loved me
toi a dit toi cared
toi a dit i was the moon in toi dark sky
toi a dit i made toi cœur, coeur complete
toi a dit i made toi smile when toi were weak
toi a dit no girl could compare
toi a dit i was beautiful
toi a dit i was the first real Kiss toi ever had
toi lied
toi played me
yo turned my world black
toi broke my cœur, coeur and made me weak
toi fucked my so called friend
toi made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
toi cheat toi bastard! don't come round here again cuz toi fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I l’amour you, not! I hope toi like my l’amour letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun