So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on aléatoire passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................
The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 ou 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolat icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching ou see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!
The suivant best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit ou go remotely near the bench........ approach.
Go Ballistic!!!! scream that the person the bench is dedicated to is related to ou that they are invading the benches personal space!!!!
Most people run away in fright but if someone sit's down anyway here's what ya do.
Stand in front of them and just stare. and stare. and stare some more. They get really uncomfortable and then the get up and run away in fright!!!! As they leave be sure to tell them that they are "forever cursed" ou something!!!!! thats like the best part!!!
The final thing!!!!
This only really works in a mall.
Go to the nourriture court ou another crowded place ( oh and toi need a clipboard and a paper)
Go up to a aléatoire person.
Say something like this," He i go to such and such school and i'm in the student council. We're doing a survey and i was wondering if toi would like to participate. I just need to ask toi a few questions." Some people will ask what the survey is about ..............be really general and say something like " family ou your life".
Then if they say yes ..........the fun begins!!!
Let me give toi some examples of the proper questions to ask:
1. Can toi describe your spouse??? Then after they r done say..........."so from the description toi gave me.........u didn't marry him for his looks did you????"
2. How old are you???? Then say cause toi don't look a jour over ( a number wayyyy out of range)
3. The best ones are probably the questions about their relationships ( if ya now what i mean...........wink wink)
Pretty much any awkward question will do!!!!
Have fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 ou 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolat icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching ou see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!
The suivant best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit ou go remotely near the bench........ approach.
Go Ballistic!!!! scream that the person the bench is dedicated to is related to ou that they are invading the benches personal space!!!!
Most people run away in fright but if someone sit's down anyway here's what ya do.
Stand in front of them and just stare. and stare. and stare some more. They get really uncomfortable and then the get up and run away in fright!!!! As they leave be sure to tell them that they are "forever cursed" ou something!!!!! thats like the best part!!!
The final thing!!!!
This only really works in a mall.
Go to the nourriture court ou another crowded place ( oh and toi need a clipboard and a paper)
Go up to a aléatoire person.
Say something like this," He i go to such and such school and i'm in the student council. We're doing a survey and i was wondering if toi would like to participate. I just need to ask toi a few questions." Some people will ask what the survey is about ..............be really general and say something like " family ou your life".
Then if they say yes ..........the fun begins!!!
Let me give toi some examples of the proper questions to ask:
1. Can toi describe your spouse??? Then after they r done say..........."so from the description toi gave me.........u didn't marry him for his looks did you????"
2. How old are you???? Then say cause toi don't look a jour over ( a number wayyyy out of range)
3. The best ones are probably the questions about their relationships ( if ya now what i mean...........wink wink)
Pretty much any awkward question will do!!!!
Have fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!