What a Kiss means kiss on forehead: I adore you kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together kiss on hand: respect you kiss on neck: I want you kiss on shoulder:we belong together kiss on lips: I l’amour you
What gestures mean: Holding hands: I like toi a lot slap on butt:that belongs to me hold on tight:I don't want to let toi go looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful play with hair:you're perfect arms around waist:this is mine laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you
*********** A good boyfriend would: Txt toi everysecond he's not at your side hug toi every chance toi get &stays with you...
When is 99 plus than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when toi run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can toi never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose toi had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should toi choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to déplacer a 2 ton machine with out...
1.If toi know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get toi a coca instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.
2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, quizz him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy fan of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.
Pick the mois toi were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March----------I karate chopped April------------I licked May------------I jumped on June-----------I smelled July------------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the jour (number) toi were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting feu with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.
So girls, here's a liste about boys, par a boy.
Guys look, but don't flirt! 1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a question I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are toi expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...