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1. If toi are right handed, toi will tend to chew your nourriture on your right side. If toi are left handed, toi will tend to chew your nourriture on your left side.

2. If toi stop getting thirsty, toi need to drink plus water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep toi from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz devise is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best ou nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your rendez-vous amoureux, date begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat plus from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the table, tableau that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are toi a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are toi female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are toi male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are toi a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do toi like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: toi just...
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posted by Alma_
-Get to know a Friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" ou "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!



Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. toi play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug par the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...
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