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This aléatoire fond d’écran contains chou rouge, iris barbus, iris barbu, iris imberbes, iris sans barbe, and iris imberbe. There might also be rose, rosiness, rosé, incarnat, rose, rosier, rosier rose, and oignon.

INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids par their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, plus ou less a link with the United States. If toi look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses plus firmly. rayon, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup ou sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds toi of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his accueil adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he réponses he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the source of much amusement.

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"If toi are a burglar, then we're probably at accueil cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's sûr, sans danger to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write ou draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on ou off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to montrer the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of toi just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell toi all these: What dates & Why toi don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's jour
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday ou the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, toi know how if toi see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why toi ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would toi want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 an old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. toi fall down the stairs.

2. A arbre falls down on you.

3. A lama spits in your face.

4. toi eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. toi are making out with a person and then toi trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your oreiller gets a face and bites toi head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate toi and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, toi get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that toi are going to die, then toi die.

11. When toi are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying aléatoire things until u cry laughing
5. continue lire this
6. Walk up to siblings and say aléatoire things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up geai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add aléatoire people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are toi addicted? Are toi a super fan? Are toi just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are toi on fanpop too much?

1. toi see something toi like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. toi start shipping people toi know ou see.

3. toi hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. toi hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. toi hear something and toi want to commentaire on it.

6. toi have great ideas of something toi should post on fanpop at completely aléatoire times of day.

7. toi get a new favori and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will toi marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no plus cacahuète, arachide butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and toi have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely aléatoire things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as toi can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as toi can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend toi try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT ou IT WON'T WORK AND toi WILL WISH toi HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK toi OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT toi ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise toi WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. suivant to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS toi WANT. ~ 3....
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The haut, retour au début six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as toi have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command ou File Name" is about as informative as

"If toi don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as toi make a commitment to one, toi find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around toi has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolat chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything toi say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive toi crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and toi just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to coup de poing someone without a reason
12.if toi start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if toi were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give toi 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so toi know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Rebelle who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Rebelle had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that toi just wanna coup de poing in the face , then someohow , toi end up in a relationship with them , toi fall in l’amour , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing toi want to burn either (:]) Well if toi still have feelings for that person im gonna help toi get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap toi guys (: , ohk so toi could first start off par doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave toi on feu ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be donné LIFE in prison without the possibility ou parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was donné three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD montrer Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.