Eight heure lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are toi a really bad singer, ou a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, toi shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, toi be allowed to touch the Londres broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time toi eat ou drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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