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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
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“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are toi really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he a dit that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can toi tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern jour issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). l’amour ou hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years il y a were blacks donné the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
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1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if toi can try the harmomonica ou the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Well, I opened up my mailbox the other jour and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer ou something sending me some money, but insted, the letter a dit (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. toi remember that collier I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...
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posted by reb1009
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The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes par waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...
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posted by danmarino900
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toi get everything!! toi teenage girls get special treatment from everyone just cuz ur girls. toi have the power to make any guy toi want fall for you. Girls don't get rejected and called a loser par guys when flirting like ever!! It's like your better than everyone and everyone gives toi everything and all toi can do about it is complain! Complain that toi have it harder than guys cuz toi pms ou because life is plus comPlicated for you. Guys have to get rejected par girls all the time, most are super lonely in high school where less girls are, and we have to do hard manual work. Pmsing is tough...
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posted by theprettiergirl
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collier on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me poisson all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast toi need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and toi will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and toi will get a tail but toi do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also toi will get powers when toi do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on toi but the spell the got put on toi will end in the mornings.
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