Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell toi a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told toi to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If toi die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The populaire girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my chemise on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If toi are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some aléatoire guy/girl = Is this siège empty?
toi = Yes and this one will be too if toi sit here.
I'll write plus soon!!!