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The Stupidest and Most Randomest State Laws

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

The following dumb laws are, ou were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before toi go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if toi bail off and do something stupid ou try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

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Insulting words that are funny and their meanings

posted by KitkatKaysa

I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope toi enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please commentaire and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make plus lines.
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what kids say abour l’amour and marriage MDR

posted by karpach_13

l’amour and Marriage:

"If falling in l’amour is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where toi have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an Arrow ou something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how toi smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once...

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Ways to Annoy People in a Movie Theater

posted by dramaqueen00

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can toi fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling pop corn, maïs soufflé that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pop corn, maïs soufflé yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit suivant to toi because toi invisible...

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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years

posted by K5-HOWL

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned par their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their accueil in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded par mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by milorox18

1. toi can do whatever toi damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. toi can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. toi can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. toi don't having to think about birth control, calendars ou ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. toi can go out and flirt as much as your cœur, coeur desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet siège issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between toi and the people in front of toi while waiting in line.
Every time toi pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind toi in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let toi off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, ou pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

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What Should I Write My article On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an articles on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an article about reasons why toi should do pointe
1. toi get to be taller
2. toi can use them in self defense
3. toi can... what toi don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 heure Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done par a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the jour of the...

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Exams rage

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Alphabet letters fond d’écran

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Online Character Makers/dress up

posted by AislingYJ

I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with toi a few websites online that toi can design characters! toi all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, ou just in your mind, and here are some websites where toi can design their appearance! ou toi could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, ou make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is par far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically toi use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...

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Interesting ou Creepy?- Facts

posted by Quirnechia

plus people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If toi sneeze too hard, toi can fracture a rib. If toi try to suppress a sneeze, toi can rupture a blood vessel in your head ou neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are plus likely to be struck par lightning than to be eaten par a shark.
You are plus likely to be infected by...

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My opinion on correcting grammar and spelling

posted by User20392

Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This article is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be plus than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've a dit here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...

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How to Make Skittles vodka

posted by australia-101

Skittles Vodka

Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of vodka per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles Candy (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of vodka (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if toi plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter ou extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel ou strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the couleurs of Skittles that toi want to flavor the vodka with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is citron vert if toi are using original Skittles,...

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Sad Stories Regarding AIDS

posted by DramaQueen1020

Sad Stories About AIDS

I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the an on his pickup van but when I did not see him for over a an I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...

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Spell to turn into a mermaid easy to do

posted by theprettiergirl

This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collier on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me poisson all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast toi need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and toi will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and toi will get a tail but toi do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also toi will get powers when toi do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on toi but the spell the got put on toi will end in the mornings.

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Cat Behavior Meanings

posted by soutarouful

Why does your cat lick your hair ou face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys l’amour and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is montrer affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? chats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking toi as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its fourrure after being petted? Either the cat is getting...

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Blue City

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