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posted by TditdaCourtney
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Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o

Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy ours =w=

Ryan:*moves away*

Me:WHORE!! D:

David:ANYONE WANT A zèbre, zebra CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!

Ryan: :3

Me:Lilly buy the zèbre, zebra cake!!!

Lilly:I dont hav-

Me:BUY IT!!

Lilly: O_O

David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD

Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!

Me:YES!!

Me:*touches Jazz*

Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how toi spell it?!)

Me:Your point is?!

Jazz:Idk

Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??

Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
posted by aitypw
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toi always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i a dit no one cared about me
you'd say toi do

toi stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
toi came to my rescue
and put down the knife

toi told me toi would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
toi really cared

but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
toi made me whole

it's that i l’amour you
and even though were friends
i would always l’amour toi
until the end

I hope that one day
maybe you'll l’amour me too
and I'll be waiting for that jour to come
and you'll say I l’amour you
posted by Balletlovr
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Just somethings that I did for school!!!! Hope toi like it!!!!!!
If I could.....    

    If I could achieve one life long dream it would be making a career performing on Broadway. I think it would be amazing to get payed for what toi l’amour to do. To be able to follow in the footsteps of Broadway superstars like, Donna Marie Asbury, Liza Minnelli would be astonishing. Even though it would take hard work and dedication to get there, I think that in the end it would be worth it.

The Ballerina
by
Allie

The ballerina danced across the stage
like a swan's graceful...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
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When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the films that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their films look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If toi haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know toi shouldn't judge a movie par it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by 7things
How did toi deal with mean girls?

“I know it’s very cliché, but toi just really have to stay true to yourself. toi can’t change for anybody, because then they’re not really your friends. If toi try to mold yourself to what other people want toi to be, then they don’t really like toi for who toi are. Remember that cool is up for interpretation. If toi like to knit, then find someone else who likes to knit. That’s really cool, and that [person] can be your friend, even if that’s not the most populaire person in school.”


How can toi get a boy to notice you?

“Just have confidence and be yourself, so he can see who toi really are. Maybe hang out in a group of friends, so toi get to know him in an easier environment and see if toi really have things in common.”
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies article but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last jour of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff toi put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl toi wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY cacahuète, arachide BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to cacahuète, arachide butter...

Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!

Awesome- I don't have any cacahuète, arachide butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!

Z- COOLIO!

Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!

Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!

Too be continued...
posted by shutyourface
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A PIE IS A PIE BUT A PIE IS A PIE SO
WHAT IS A PIE BECAUSE A PIE IS A PIE?
that is the question

cerise pie
pomme pie
CHICKEN pie

those are the best pies ever



but

i


love




banane



WE
LOVE
BANANA

I




LOVE



banane




SHEEP



COW



ROOF



BAAAAAAA




MOOOOOOOO





MEOWWWWWW





NAYYYY





HELLO


I




LIKE




PIE



but the banane and pie





died













its




so



sad




BUT OHWELL




I

LOVE


APPLES




WE
LOVE
APPLES


TWILIGHT

SAM

BELLA


EDWARD


ROSELLE


EMMIT


JASPER



ESME



ALICE


JACOB




BAAAAAAAAAARONICA



EGG


CHICKEN
posted by lalaland101
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knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters

the jour the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)

sunday school musical(high school musical)

the terminators (terminator: salvation)

AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)

Halloween night (halloween)

2010: supernova (2010)

transmorphers(transfromers)

the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)

the land that time forgot (land of the lost)

when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)

king of the Lost world (king kong)

100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)

rue racer (speed racer)

pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)

monster (cloverfield)

snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
posted by Kanji
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When toi woke up toi were on a soft lit and surrounded par pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and toi started crying how long were toi asleep? toi were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of lit and carefully shakily took a step vers l'avant, vers l’avant holding onto the lit for help 'what did he do to me' toi thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but...
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posted by Karartegirl99
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Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a feu while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the chercher for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang a volé, étole five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was accueil schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty ou anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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♥♥♥.............again found this.not par me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger ou a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American ou Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance ou anything else that might be considered ......
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Note: The auteur of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favori scenes

I sat on my lit on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that toi hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can toi forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the rue physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your cul, ass like rembrandt!
Ha! toi Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when toi see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what toi did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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