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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can toi believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how toi respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If toi push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If toi pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless toi keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing toi were up there than up there wishing toi were down here.

5. The ONLY time toi have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, toi can actually watch...
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voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly par americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: toi got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I l’amour it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if toi call right now we will also send toi a what ever toi call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 plus dollers shiping and handleing! toi GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever toi call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever toi call it have toi credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by MJangellover
Most of the world's most amazing sights have not been made par people .Nature has some of the best attraction.One of the most beautiful places is Niagara Falls ,which plunges into a canyon about 11 km long .It has a arc en ciel as the water chases the sun's light and crash down into the steamy canyon below .

In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.

through the cœur, coeur of South America runs the amazone, amazon River.In some places it feels like a sea .as toi can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the seconde longest river in the world after the Nile
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
*Based off of a true story, but altered a bit. Names have been changed.

The smart troll went on the internet one day. She went onto her website. A couple of days ago, she had posté a rant. She wanted to check if she got any commentaires on it.
When she went to see, she only got a little good comments, and a little [constructive] criticism. She was happy that people were acknowledging her work.
But one day, when she went to check up on her rant again, she saw something terrifying has happened.
Mean, misspelled, stupid commentaires (LIEK OMG!11! DAT IS LIEK SOOOO NOT RITE I TINK DAT [thought]1111!!!!11one!!)...
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posted by TditdaCourtney
Me:I HAS A DRESS!!

Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!

Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*

Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o

Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.

Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!

Lilly:I dont like your shirt!

Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD toi NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx

Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!

Me:RACIST!!!

Me:*reading*

Isaiah:*Takes my book away*

Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!

Isaiah:NO! toi Read TOO MUCH!!

Me:Pssh NO! I will bite toi if toi dont give me back my book!!

Isaiah: Fine...

Me:*hits his head with my book* :D

Isaiah:OWWWW!!

Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO toi SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!

Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do toi wanna know?! Were in History Class!!

Mary:Because I like learning big words =w=
ok, once i was in the car with my mom and i was sitting in the passenger seat. we were stuck in a HUGE traffic! so, we were behind a mall and i was looking outside the window...
there was a woman, she seemed like she has just had her nails made cz she was holdin them in the air and blowin on them!
AND GUESS WHAT!!!! her maid was standin behind her carrying the woman's purse, the woman's 4 an old boy and like a THOUSAND GROSERY BAGS!! the woman was not helping her at all! she wasn't even asking her if she needed some help
so, the little kid was tryin to escape from the made's arms and since...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Trent-lover123
 Brought to toi par Trent-lover123
Brought to you by Trent-lover123
Kiara:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MY LEG IS NOT BROKEN!!!!!!
Ichigo:YOU DIDNT HAVE TO YELL THAT IN MY EAR!!!!
Kiara:Sorry Im just soooooooooo happy.
Kikio:School is almost over toi know...
Ichigo:yeah and???
Kikio:You do remember right from the last episode don't you???
Ichigo:Uhhhhhh I have no idea what toi are talking about???
Kikio:Oh boys they never learn.
Ichigo:Then tell me it!!!!
Kkio:Figure it out your self toi should remember.
*Ichigo trying to remember*
Kkio:UHHHHHH JUST FORGET IT!!!
Kuno:Can we Do it Again please kikio?!?!?!?
Every one there:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kkio:HE MEAN'S GO ON A rendez-vous amoureux, date AGAIN...
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posted by hotice
Sweat is pouring down my face as I run into the nearest crowd of people .Breathing heavily, I staying into the crowd for cover I quickly pull my black hoodie up over my head hoping that from this the hoodie I feel some sort of saftey.It did no work .I look around trying to find somewhere to hid because I know that I can not stay hidden in the group of people forever.The cold January wind hits my face making me feel plus nervous than before because I have no where to go.There going to find me soon I know it just like they founds the others."Hey,kid are toi okay !" a tall,balding man yells bring...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Friends and they lived happily ever after.
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A jour dont go par toi dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF toi do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta toi XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless toi wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab toi with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause toi a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
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posted by Eclipse14
Rumors of an upcoming crisis caused the decision of allowing Case X2343 to be opened at all.During the Depression a team had gone to investigate a disturbance in the suberbs.It turned out someone had an accident with an accid leak.Anyway they survived.Studys began.If they proved succesful, and the common US soldier could survive such contamination ,it hav positive results in war.Imagine throwing a acidic gernade that only effected your opponent.Anyway tests failed and it was shut down.It was re opened when an overview proved the expiraments had donné some extraordinary abilitys.Anyway it was soon learned that only teenagers could survive(Only those with enough hormones could survive).They started adopting from orphanages.Eventuall they were training an army.One thing they should hav expected from a pack of Supernatural teenagers was a rebellion.Some were loyal,but the rest escaped.We hav no where to go.What now?
posted by dsgt5
Why is it that people are seperating us par race why can't we all just live on this planet together, God wanted all of us happy, why should we be judged par our color, do we not all have a body, we are all the same, We were put on this planet to l’amour eachother, not to hate one another, why is it that just because one of us is darker we get trown on the grown like we are worthless, we all have talents and great abilities, we should be treated equaly, we all are different shades but does that mean we should spit in someone's face because of it, it affects us deeply when we don't feel welcomed on this earth, so why can't we just l’amour one another and be happy, not only will this make us smile but It will make our Lord smile to see such change, and that's what we all want right, change.
posted by kk99aa
Just in case toi want to know,here's how the club
started.It was an awsome spring day.I was walking in the hallways and i heard a cry for help.My weird instinct took over and i found myself rushing toward the cry for help.Without thinking,i rushed and grabbed the bully's slip, caleçons and swung him around and then he landed on the floor and got knocked unconcious.The others followed my lead and ran head-first into the bullies butts,and when the teachers came in to the hallways,we ran for it.And that's how it all got started.




(sorry its short, i did this on short notice)















(ps the suivant chapter is like introductions and whatever just so toi know)
posted by Yama
Emily had the capuche, hotte down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. ou maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minutes of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as toi got into the car but...
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I stood in the small shelter outside of the preschool. This isn’t right. I shouldn’t be here. There are children playing all around me, but I’m alone.
I arrived at my house. It’s large and made of stone. I could hear children crying as they are scolded. I walked up the stone steps and opened the large doors. I go up to my room. My brother is there, holding two crying babies. He’s trying to calm them. My sister is there too, sitting on the floor. I sensed death in her. Not her body, but her soul. As if a piece of her was gone, taken away. I ran from the room, and down the halls. It...
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