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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If toi were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was suivant to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i l’amour these!),a lot plus too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
posted by adaug
I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always a dit it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
toi weren't warned!"Billy replied


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL!
XD
XP
=D
=P
:)
*SMILEY FACES!*
posted by samuraibond005
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I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains ou dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat fusil, carabine rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, ou even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy par the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going accueil afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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OK, this article is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had a dit that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few ours prints, and started to wander...
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posted by ilovetowrite
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there's something
steals your cœur, coeur and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes toi away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave toi away
apart from toi way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what toi l’amour for sure
it will come closer plus and plus
it doesn't let toi look for
what toi are searching for
i a dit again what do toi want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
toi should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
posted by ShiningsTar542
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Yo guys! These sweets look good enough to eat, but don't be fooled!! :D

Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:

The ice creams are blueberry, pastèque, melon d’eau and cerise flavor!

The biscuits, cookies that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!

Doughnuts? They are just like the ones toi can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, toi can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!

How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, pomme and vanilla?

The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!

These soaps would make for a really fun gift ou the perfect hommage in a practical joke. Here's the website if toi wan to buy a couple of them: link

LOL! xD

source: mundochica
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing bébés one.
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Doesn't it annoy toi when you're watching your fave montrer on telly, someone is about to die ou something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. toi know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...

Or those annoying My Little poney adverts. Who the hell would...
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posted by invadercalliope
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Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope toi are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I l’amour INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell toi a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
posted by Insane4ever
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So,this is my first of maybe many articles that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i a dit astronouts how do toi think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first taureau, bull in l’espace was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolat and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents taureau, bull Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank toi for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and rejoindre us!
Allex: Ok. What are toi doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick mur of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time toi breathed frost...
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posted by aitypw
A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, toi must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my Friends gave me,
Too late,puppy l’amour got a grip of my cœur, coeur and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
You know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that l’amour takes,
Cause the...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's jour time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get accueil so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it accueil in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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Kiara:ow....ow.....ow....ow....ow...ow...OWWWWW!!!
Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Kiara:oh??
Nurse:I GOT THE RESALTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Kiara:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse:your leg is....

Ichigo:WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE!!!!!!
Alexa:every thing your eyes toi mouth your four head well every thing...
Ichigo:YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!!
Alexa:are toi sure are toi really sure about that?
Ichigo:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES IM SURE!!!
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
Ichigo:WHHHHHAAAAAAAT!!!
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
Ichigo:You...
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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky ou disgusting, like melted chocolat ou a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand ou went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The étoile, star Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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