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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as toi walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan toi money, tell them toi just filed for bankruptcy and toi could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are toi today?" say, "Why do toi want to know?" Alternately, toi can tell them, "I'm so glad toi asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is jouer la comédie up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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posted by milorox18
A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from toi mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes toi ou hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her toi l’amour her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When toi see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When toi see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When toi see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by patrisha727
On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of l’espace dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of cacahuètes and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 minutes in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every an the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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posted by stefani_n13
How to Survive the déplacer to Middle School

By beinggirl Teen auteur Lindsay

For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of toi girls who are lire this right now are probably even going into a new school. If toi want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great Friends par your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When toi think about it, it’s easy.

Having a good friend to be there for toi is the easy part. If toi be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of Friends who care about you. Or, if toi just look around...
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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our Friends and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.


He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were toi 3 hours ago?
2. Who are toi in l’amour with?
3. Have toi ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rose within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time toi went to the mall?
6. Are toi wearing socks right now?
7. Do toi have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time toi drove out of town?
9. Have toi been to the films in the last 5 days?
10. Are toi hot?
11. What was the last thing toi had to drink?
12. What are toi wearing right now?
13. Do toi wash your car ou let the car wash do it?
14. Last nourriture that toi ate?
15. Where were toi last week...
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