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-when toi ask someone for something and they try to annoy toi because they have it and toi don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give toi work toi have to do at accueil and toi have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never montrer up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own accueil and being controlled par your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if toi make one "dirty" ou "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at accueil with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in l’amour for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really l’amour him, but I think that he really does l’amour me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL toi MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a aléatoire book I was écriture about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and a dit I could write a book ou something. This is the first chapter, so I'd l’amour it if toi could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things toi liked, things that didn't make...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell toi a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told toi to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If toi die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The populaire girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my chemise on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If toi are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some aléatoire guy/girl = Is this siège empty?
toi = Yes and this one will be too if toi sit here.

I'll write plus soon!!!
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President ou Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a an plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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