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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced par the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries toi invite me in
I am the betrayal toi could not have seen
The killer toi thought toi knew
One jour I will be your mother ou your...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japon is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by invadercalliope
These citations are citations with differnt meanings of furet ou just the animal.
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
I if toi want this to be funny, toi might want to read ou watch the harry potter films and books. If toi already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told toi toi had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do toi always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd toi treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by taytrain97
User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are toi really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can toi speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of toi now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: toi are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought toi were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase par 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual maillot de bain issue...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one toi may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, par today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by milorox18
REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing toi could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy toi were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all toi wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
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