O_O

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für tanière, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone toi love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard ou hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as toi open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutes ou so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring ou your nails on the blackboard suivant time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. suivant concert toi go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give plus than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving plus than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants toi to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help toi answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...