1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid ou a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started écriture it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if toi don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest toi don't read it. :)
[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us ou tell a story about the hideous freak toi met tonight. toi don’t know me, if toi did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....
When you're happy and toi know it bomb Iraq If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.
If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If toi think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb...
I am often starting to be a fan of something but If toi are fan of somebody/something there can always be a situation when toi will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that ou something simmilar. But then toi start to feel distracted. toi don't know what to start with. Maybe toi are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help toi to stop being a fan easy and fast. Step 1. Understanding. So toi just understood that toi don't like this thing anymore? Lets...