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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If toi overtake the last...
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posted by reb1009
1. bugmenot[/url] website that forces toi to register.

2. DailyLit – read your favori livres par email (on your PC, mobile, etc.).

3. FranceRadio – neat MP3 chercher Engine that lets toi Find, Play and Download favori MP3s for FREE.

4. Google SMS – provides mobile users with a quick access (via SMS) to a wide range of practical information and tools (i.e. business listings (pizzerias, shops, etc.), weather, movie listings, driving directions, currency converter and lots more.

5. Podlinez – listen to your favori podcasts from any phone. Just enter the RSS feed url for the desired podcast...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, seconde i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her ceinture serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got accueil my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started lire it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 seconde later i hear my mother scream off the haut, retour au début of her lungs LILLY GET toi BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she a dit uuummm my homework...
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Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When toi sense that someone cares for toi ou is putting your concerns ahead of their own toi often have your outlook totally transformed to something plus positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a siège at your table, tableau in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped toi out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached...
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posted by ladyshela
Found this online

A break up is like a broken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

I can't escape the thought of you.
Even in my dreams toi are there.
It's not fair how your gone,
and how you're moving on so fast,
while I am still living in the past.

Breaking up is not a stupid thing;
instead it makes toi a better person
and realize your mistakes.

Letting go of someone dear to toi is hard,
but holding on to someone
who doesn't even feel
the same is much harder.
Giving up doesn't mean toi are weak!
It only means that
you are strong enough to let go!

Breaking up...
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posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the haut, retour au début of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantaisie Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The scorpion
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when toi want to get kicked out of the DMV. par Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy suivant to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over par a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people suivant to toi look at toi funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down suivant to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favori montrer the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big montrer number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Answer their questions with questions

Ask if toi they can put nourriture color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a commentaire about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free rendez-vous amoureux, date with one of the staff if toi make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by i8ab
Everyday at my house I see a little ghost girl. Earlier at 9:00 when I was washing my hands I heard splashing. So I turned around and saw the ghost girl's head in the toilet. I got so scared i screamed, squirted soap at the face,flushed the toilet, and ran out the bathroom and hit my head on the mur so hard I fell over. A few minutes later I opened my eyes and saw my dad,mom,and my older sister Victoria staring at me asking if I was okay. I a dit "Yes,I'm fine. I just saw a ghost head in the toilet" "Nonsense. Ghosts aren't real" my mom said. But behind Victoria I saw a ghost man. His head...
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posted by CullenProperty
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

Read on...

My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the suivant few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, toi just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & toi peel them...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add plus on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musique vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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NOT par ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when toi think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever toi have to say during commercials.
3. If toi don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about toi ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like toi to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that toi can eat all you...
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posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE liste of facts in my computer so plus will be coming! ^_^

To win a or disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the an the phone was invented.

The CD was developed par Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody par Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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