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This aléatoire fond d’écran contains fondant au chocolat, crêpes, cassants, caramel, cassant, toffy, and cassante. There might also be divisé, split, dépoli gâteau de couche, gâteau de couche givré, givré gâteau de couche, pudding au chocolat, and pouding au chocolat.

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posted by LocalArtistist
There is a guy in my class who always holds open the door for me and reminds me of everything for classes that I need (which still being new I found helpful) but I can't seem to be able to do anything in private. He will always ask me where I'm going, what I'm doing, what I want/need, and a bunch of other things. Everyone I ask tells me it's sweet, but I find it a wee bit creepy. And he is becoming plus persistent, if I'm texting someone he will demand to see who its to and what was said, if I'm drawing something he will want to know what it is, then he'll tell me to draw him in it. If I going...
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"So girls," a dit mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to déplacer to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe toi can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they a dit in unison. 
"Why don't toi go explore the house." a dit Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with or and arc en ciel streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A chevaux tail brushed...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are toi ready for secondes yet?"

"Are toi going to come again suivant time?"

"It's a little dry, do toi still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do toi think you'll be able to handle...
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Phrases toi have probably heard/said in toi life from various populaire songs. Winner of who a dit the most gets 50 props.
If I ruled the world…
Don’t toi ever feel like your less than perfect to me.
Why toi asking all them questions?
You seem so innocent…….
Life’s what toi make it, so let’s make it rock.
The stars are shining.
If I was your boyfriend… *Well maybe if you’re a girl you’ve never a dit that. Except if toi were lesbo*
You don’t know you’re beautiful.
I want to be a rock star.
People always say that my music’s loud.
Love the way toi lie.
You build me up, toi break...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a mangue growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can toi tell me what fruit is wrapped in this cloth? If toi guess correctly toi may take anyone thing from my house that toi can carry out with your two hands; if toi fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," a dit Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It...
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haut, retour au début 10 signs your partner needs a vacation

1) He keeps handcuffing himself par accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants toi to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps asking toi if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10) He wants to hear less talk and plus musique on the police channel
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Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Nurse:your leg is....

Alexa:every thing your eyes toi mouth your four head well every thing...
Alexa:are toi sure are toi really sure about that?
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before toi read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, ou even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take toi down a dark road - one that once toi start, toi can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull toi out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
my thoughts at the moment..

i dont know what people see anymore.
i think plus people decide what it is they really saw, jsut to make them feel better.
Because anything can be anything toi want it to be.

i dont think toi relize it when your changing, because your always feeling normal, its takes someone to look at you, that someone doesn't have to know you, to tell toi your wrong about self.

The biggest mistake toi can make it letting someone too close, because like newtons first law, one will continue to do whatever it is doing unless a force interuppts. That force can be anything....
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posted by Mallory101
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
toi may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that toi would die for.

2.. At least 15 people in this world
l’amour toi in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate toi
is because they want to
be just like you.

4. A smile from toi can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about toi
before they go to sleep.

6. toi mean the world to someone.

7. toi are special and unique.

8. Someone that toi don't even know exists loves you.

9. When toi make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When toi think the world
has turned its back on toi
take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments toi received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
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Something I like to listen to when I'm in a creepy mood ou wanna be scared.
Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been lire many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the films became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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added by TheLefteris24
plus birds incoming.