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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open par themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call toi Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until toi hear the penny toi dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious par now"

"Do what toi want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want toi to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, toi moron."

"You're...so manly "means" toi need a shave and toi sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all toi ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...