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Q: Why did the forgetful chicken traverser, croix the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?

A: To get to the seconde hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?

A: To get hit par my car.

Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy ours on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some nourriture while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cuisine and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cuisine was when Tina got accueil she saw what the cuisine was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their accueil the Teddy ours was hiding in the cuisine cupboard as it chuckled...
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