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Just because I like kittens. :)
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This aléatoire photo contains tabby, reine, tabby reine, chat tigré, tabby, and tigré. There might also be tom, tomcat, tom tomcat, egyptian cat, chat égyptien, chaton, minou, and kitty.

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1) toi will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) toi will check the Fridge to see if any nourriture has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and toi are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) toi hate it when toi run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when toi are in the middle of a huge argument and realize toi are wrong

8) toi think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minutes after the right moment

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, ou Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that toi can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person suivant to toi evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
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Every clip from episodes of Arthur where D.W. has screamed when she's been freaked out ou scared.xD
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