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1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

toi could actually use these names as prank call names. If toi want to prank call toi could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee



blah blah blah (apparently this article was too short so I'mma post aléatoire crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
WEIRD similarities between lincoln and Kennedy:

Abraham lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives Lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded par Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made par Ford.

lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I Lost my contact lens!

Could toi stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do toi mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a oreiller fight par your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat ou dog

14. see how much water toi can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If toi feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can toi feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me l’amour you
everyday
So long toi let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the La Reine des Neiges nourriture doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps toi out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if toi can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart....
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