This canard walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the canard leaves.
The suivant day, the canard returns and asks, "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the canard leaves.
The jour after that, the canard walks in the store again and asks "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told toi no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if toi come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck...
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