If Mr. haricot, fève had a Baby...

Harsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
Lost in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.

Crying

I know I promised I'd never make toi cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to toi whatever toi need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see toi cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me l’amour toi and I'll hold toi tight.

I'll do anything toi want to make toi proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I l’amour toi to much to see toi cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One plus time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For toi are the love, I will forever miss.

Air, pollution, hair drying and the curling irons...

These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.

That's why we have a trick for toi today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.

The first thing toi need to do is beat an egg white with two table, tableau spoons of pomme vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.

Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that toi usually do.

Now toi are ready for the suivant step. While toi have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with toi when toi wash out your hair.

Attention: when toi wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.

Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.

toi can do this treatment whenever toi want, because it does not damage your hair.

Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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