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posted by nmdis
"Lo Que Soy"


Desde muy niña siempre actue
Con timidez
Con el miedo de decir
Todo de una vez

Tengo un sueño en mi
Que brillando esta
Lo dejare salir
Por fin tu sabras

Lo que soy, es real
Soy exactamente la que debo ser hoy
Deja que la luz, brille en mi
Ahora si, se quien soy
No foins, hay manera de ocultar
Lo que siempre he querido ser
Lo que soy

Sabes lo que es estar
En esta oscuridad
Con un sueño de alcanzar
Ser estrella y brillar
Si parece estar
Tan lejos hoy de aqui
Tengo que creer
En mi
Solo asi sabre

Lo que soy, es real
Soy exactamente la que debo ser hoy
Deja que...
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posted by LocalArtistist
8
There is a guy in my class who always holds open the door for me and reminds me of everything for classes that I need (which still being new I found helpful) but I can't seem to be able to do anything in private. He will always ask me where I'm going, what I'm doing, what I want/need, and a bunch of other things. Everyone I ask tells me it's sweet, but I find it a wee bit creepy. And he is becoming plus persistent, if I'm texting someone he will demand to see who its to and what was said, if I'm drawing something he will want to know what it is, then he'll tell me to draw him in it. If I going...
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posted by neonstars
5
I Was lire articles in The Middle If The Night, & Someone posté Lists Of Things They Hate. So, I decided to do the same ((:
Thanks For Whoever Gave me the idea par the way, I'm Not sure who It was But Theirs was Great :D

- When your Ex's Tell toi They Miss toi But They Did Nothing To Be With You.

-Homophobic people. Sorry Boos, I am who I am (:

-When toi Text Someone a Whole Paragraph and they Reply with two words. What The Hell?

- Flip-Flops. Uh, I Have really ugly feet...So Yeah.

- Dr.Pepper, Sorry I'm Sticking to coca Products xD

- Candy Crush & Temple Run. Mainly because I Suck at...
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posted by a11-swift
1. ”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.” Author: Anonymous Interpretation: This joke is a play on the cliche of wanting to die peacefully in
your sleep. This familiar statement
takes an unexpected twist when we
learn that grandpa was, in fact, driving
a car full of passengers when he died
“peacefully in his sleep.” As a result, those passengers did not die so
peacefully! This type of joke, in which
the seconde half of the statement is
shocking ou unexpected (usually making
you see the first part of...
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My wife, Tere, and I purchased a new car in December. Even though we had tickets to fly from California to Houston to visit her family for Christmas, we decided to drive to Texas to break in the new car. We packed the car and took off for a wonderful week with Grandma.

We had a wonderful time and stay to the last possible minute visiting with Grandma. On the return trip we needed to get accueil in a hurry, so we drove straight through — one person driving while the other one slept. After driving in a hard rain for several hours, we arrived accueil late at night. We were tired and ready for a hot...
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posted by BenderIsGreat34
1
Narrator: toi are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, ou some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read livres for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...
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posted by TeddyGlitter
4
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days il y a and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST aléatoire PARAGRAPHS IN THE commentaires AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN article AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as toi please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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posted by talinabeadles
1
If toi are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got toi pregnant and that toi want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if toi want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the suivant jour say that toi are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif toi get child support hope this helps like i a dit have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop lire and if toi are still lire thisthen i know toi l’amour me no joke i thought toi did not want to countinue lire toi llied what a big mistake not jk MDR this is so aléatoire ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still lire bye b7ye now stop lire this great now toi can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop lire this bye!!!!!!!! boîte mail me i l’amour toi and hit me at Facebook at talina cyanne
"So girls," a dit mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to déplacer to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe toi can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they a dit in unison. 
"Why don't toi go explore the house." a dit Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with or and arc en ciel streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A chevaux tail brushed...
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posted by misscrazel
7
                   3
               SPENCER
"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I Lost my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls...
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posted by flippy_fan210
2
-when toi ask someone for something and they try to annoy toi because they have it and toi don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give toi work toi have to do at accueil and toi have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never montrer up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own accueil and being controlled par your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if toi make one "dirty" ou "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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toi can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But toi wouldn't tell no one
Your favori if toi could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes toi would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a feu without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because l’amour is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where toi look toi can find it
Try to run but...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are toi ready for secondes yet?"

"Are toi going to come again suivant time?"

"It's a little dry, do toi still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do toi think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by batgirl910
1
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy Friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m Friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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posted by RayRaycutie
1
salut guys its yo girl RayRaycutie!!!!!!! :P n im sick...
thats rite

















the famous crazy cul, ass girl iz sick
















BUT














here's the story!!!























my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch



















rite in front of the monitor










and she wrote him up
















and called him stupid




















:D


















and i was laughng so hard





















i choked



















and threw up




















and cried
























yeah i did




















and word got around fast























im never going to here the end of it










but still














i got a MASSIVE HEADACHE

















i feel lik its a hangover!!!!

















uggggg!!!!!



















i want food



















but i cnt get up



















no energy 2 walk









help...
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posted by E-Scope90
2
Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and l’amour potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in l’amour if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered chocolat a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chocolat a jour before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in l’amour approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic l’amour suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
3
My Name Is Zack
My Sister Is Lucy
I am 12
And she is 6

Our dads always mad
He screams and he yells
I don’t think he likes us
It's easy to tell

Mums only kind
When dad's not around
And when he is accueil
She hardly makes a sound

Mums always out,
Never home
Dads always drunk,
And always alone

As soon as we hear
Those jingly keys
We run and hide
We run and plea

We find a place
And curl up tight
I hold her hand
And she holds mine

And soon enough
Dad then walks in
Don’t make a sound, don’t say a word
I pray inside, deep within

But Lucy she cannot help herself
For the pain is just too much
"O-God" she yells
"Why are...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a mangue growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can toi tell me what fruit is wrapped in this cloth? If toi guess correctly toi may take anyone thing from my house that toi can carry out with your two hands; if toi fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," a dit Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It...
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posted by pokemonyellow
Materials:
•    Clear empty bottle
•    Matches
•    Lukewarm water

Step 1: Pour a small amount of lukewarm water into your bottle. Shake and pour out the water when you’re done.
Step 2: Light a match and quickly drop it in the bottle. Shake it until the match burns out; notice that the smoke from the match will fill up the bottle.
Step 3: Using both hands, squeeze the center of your nuage bottle as hard as toi can. After several squeezes, you’ll see that a small fog will form as toi release your hands. Place the bottle near a dark background to better see your very own nuage in a bottle!

Source: K-Zone Philippines
posted by hetaliaitaly
3
i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up ou down i sit par my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

loups howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right suivant to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved par doom

then i see someone else walk par coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they a dit they cared ou maybe just a dit then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to montrer all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to toi go leave rest in peace.