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posted by Sallytheragdoll
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i hate toi toi hate me lets go out and kill barney
joy to the world that barney is dead we barbecued
his head don't worry about the body we flushed it
own the potty yay barney is dead yay barney is dead


that is a song
my brother
taught me.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her peignoir, robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the cuisine table, tableau with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are toi down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do toi remember 20 years il y a when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her...
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salut guys! It’s moolah, and I decided to post pictures of everybody in cabine for the Summer(not my real friends, but fake ones.)
Since this has to be an article I’ll tell u about our field trip today!!
Ok, we went to Chambersburg and stuff, and took bunches of pictures. Then we took a tour of the town and took some AWESOME pictures of stuff. After that we went to the Heritage center where we watched a movie and stuff. I bought a big pencil and a bracelet, that is blue and says Heritage Center on it. After that, our guide, morgan took us to the Jailhouse, and we got to go in the stalls where...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months il y a in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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posted by coolkatstar
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Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. toi can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil ou paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever toi really are.

Ready? ...

GO!!!


FIRST QUESTION: toi are participating in a race. toi overtake the seconde person. What position are toi in?
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ANSWER: If toi answer that toi are first, then toi are absolutely wrong! If toi overtake the seconde person and toi take his place, toi are second! Try not to screw up in the suivant question.

To answer the seconde question, don't take as much
time as toi took for the first question.

SECOND...
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posted by Gothheart13
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True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
toi l’amour me.
Girl:
I l’amour you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can toi take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
jour in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If toi would do the same for the
person toi love.THANK YOU
posted by greenstergirl
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really aléatoire stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, toi have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” a dit my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
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Cancer.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel sûr, sans danger (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled par the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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posted by karpach_13
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New ways to order pizza
Are toi tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep toi entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by smileyfaceddude
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Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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Chiken chiken




pooooop

WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?






Cinamon peacocks



SAM ULEY! loup man



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posted by TDItwin
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this aléatoire ninger play (sorry if i offend toi i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mois so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are toi in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what toi mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for toi !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate toi !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO toi EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 secondes till toi all cry total ninger theme song
 look at them
look at them
posted by w33bs99
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I like to be random. But I have this friend at my church that is way to random. She is my best friend but when she is near other people she ignores me. This is a question. What should I do when she ignores me like that? Please leave a commentaire and I will do a question on it please tell me. I'm really tired of it but i have known her for a long time. I don't want to loose her but I kinda want her to change. Please please tell me what I should do.When she is aléatoire I think she tries to get attention bye leaving me. It gets annoying. Oh and she steals everyone away but when it's just me and her she is really nice. What should I do? HELP!!!!!
posted by zeldafan48
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I sit here all jour lire my book starring out the window gazing at the raindrops as they fall by.I sit here bored with nothing to do as i think of bonds ive Lost from Friends and family.It feels as if my life is begging to die.I feel sick and weak inside.It already feels as if im dead.I watch a bird as it flies through the air and i suddenly feel jealous of it because it doesnt have a care in the world and its free as i want to be.I feel like im stuck in a cell and theres no way out.Feelings of hate start to errupt in me as i lay down on my bed.Even with the sun out and my Friends inviting me over i still feel the same.
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if toi sometimes feel sad ou depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to toi sorry, but if your in any other country, then toi still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When toi think of chocolat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by misscrazel
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User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are toi a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are toi female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are toi male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are toi a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do toi like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: toi just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of toi here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: toi will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up par my boys. Good luck to toi Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to toi fellas as well.

After five minutes of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...
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This article is about célébrités who have made a sentimental impact and have positively changed my life.

A lot of my information about the last person on this liste came from some help from Wikipedia.

Adam West

Adam West that being a true hero isn't just about the cool costume and gadgets. It's about being a good hearted, friendly, helpful citizen who works hard to help those around him. Adam didn't just play a kind hearted superhero. He was a wonderful man in real life. He was always eager to compliment his co-stars and to make his dedicated fanbase happy. When asked for what he'd be remembered...
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Recently Jones had released a new photo on his Youtube today, Jan 9, 2019. The photo was taken in Seattle Washington with the l’espace needle in the background. With musique symbols in the text, it is rumored Jones has something in store for 2019.
Back at PSX 2016 Jones announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. At E3 2018 he announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. Currently IGN rumors that The Last Of Us Part ll will release within 2019 however Naughty Dog has yet to confirmer this. With The Last Of Us and other new musique releasing this year. It could be a good turn around for Jones as he prepares for a possible new album.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little poney fan fiction. If toi do not like talking chevaux that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The cercle comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed par the name, WindWakerGuy430
The cercle comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed par the name, WindWakerGuy430


The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy43 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his green Mustang. He turns left, and heads for a parking lot*
Narrator: Phillipsburg, not far away from my home. It's actually 11 miles north of the town I live in. In my opinion, it's also the nicest town in New Jersey.
Johnny: *Parks his Mustang, and gets out with a suitcase*
Narrator: I was waiting for a train to arrive from the other side of the Delaware River. Just across from Phillipsburg, is the town of Easton Pennsylvania. We got word from the pentagone that Norfolk Southern was helping a new Communist group ship stolen tanks out of the U.S, and into Russia....
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