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posted by deathding

A rapide, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If toi want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive ou they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE toi LATER!

So night one, here we go,...

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chercher Me

posted by nmdis

"Search Me"

Through this skin toi see
My heart
Through this laughter toi feel
My pain
Even through this mask toi see
My face
For toi are the only one who really knows just who I am

And toi chercher me
And toi know all the secrets of my heart
And toi chercher me
Revealing the mysteries of who toi are
toi chercher me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When toi are the only one who really knows just who I am

And toi chercher me
And toi know all the secrets of my heart
And toi chercher me
Revealing the...

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A LOGICAL SOLUTION.

posted by Wendy99

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give plus than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving plus than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants toi to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help toi answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a aléatoire stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: toi HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT toi DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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9 Things Guys should say to gurls 2 make them feel special.

posted by ilovezuko23

1. You're beautiful.- girls think when toi say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. toi look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and toi never get tired of being with us.

4. I l’amour toi and only you.-Well, toi guys get the picture.

5. I will be with toi forever.

6. toi have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. toi shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for toi to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.

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How to get kicked out of the DMV

posted by ilovezuko23

7 Things to do when toi want to get kicked out of the DMV. par Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy suivant to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over par a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people suivant to toi look at toi funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down suivant to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favori montrer the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big montrer number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.

The Weeknd - Save Your Tears (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw toi dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then toi saw me, caught toi par surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make toi cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that toi fell apart
But toi walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like toi didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make toi cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made toi think that...

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In-Indie - Hollow Knight

posted by windwakerguy43

Hello everyone and welcome to the suivant half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.

So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A liste Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are toi bored? Do toi have the humor of a 10 an old boy? Do toi like musique that doesn't have a real point? Do toi like musique that will make your grandma look at toi with disappointment in her eyes!? If toi answered yes to any of these questions then here is a liste for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musique about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John cœur, coeur - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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haut, retour au début ten most disturbing things I know about..

posted by Canada24

#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT lire this story, ever!...

Borgeous-Wildfire (lyrics)

posted by Precious7732

(Music starts)
toi and I found l’amour in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel toi again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
toi got me,free falling through the sky
toi take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel toi again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with toi my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)

aléatoire Facts❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

If toi have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, toi have $1.19. toi also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word...

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Dramatic Song Lyrics

posted by -SkySplitter-

Dramatic Song: par Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at écriture words
If toi don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm chant about
The lack of stuff I'm chant 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as toi don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would l’amour this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign Friends about the song
Her grandson ou daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If...

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To The feu ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

We would take no prisoners
'Cause there was nobody giving in
They came walking through my jungle
Met an Angel about to sin
I heard a voice from inside of me
When the youth of America cried
Can toi help me, hear me call

I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire

When you're a part of society
You know the cœur, coeur of your innocence dies
When we met with Authority
I looked him right between the eyes
'Cause all we had was our innocence
All we had was our hearts to try to win the...

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Secret Dreams ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Riding high, then shot down
I load my pistolets to feu another round
I look deep into her eyes
And can't run there's nowhere left to hide
Don't stop, no it's much too late
When the night comes I can't wait
Oh I live, l’amour to lose control
It makes me crazy I want to let toi know

Oh, no, I don't want to fall
Oh, oh, can't toi hear me call
All night long in my secret dreams
You tell me I'm the one
When I'm suivant to you, suivant to you
All I want in my secret dreams
Is toi here with me
I got to get to you, get to you, get to you

There's a thrill, in the chase
We won't lose when we meet face to lace
Love, games a means without...

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Only Lonely ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Another long and sleepless night
You need someone to hold toi tight
Sometimes l’amour don't know wrong from right
Another long and senseless
Fight was all toi knew they're all the same
There's no one left to take the blame
What's behind this masquerade
How do we win these losin'
Games we play, words we say
Cutting wounds we know they run so deep
Leave it all behind you
Or someday l’amour will find you

Only lonely, ooh, I can't stop hurting you
Only lonely, ooh, but I can't stop loving you
Only lonely, ooh, how much pain does it take

It's getting sometimes I don't know
When to stop when to go
Sometimes we're so afraid...

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supprimer toi ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s not time to give this one plus try, I don’t think so
Last night toi a dit toi want a last lie
I can’t let toi wreck my plans
I’m planning to let toi go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to supprimer you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) supprimer you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much toi care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want toi not there...

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Meme Image

posted by -Yusha-

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Brotherly Love-Prologue

posted by moolah

Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my Friends would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared...

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE toi AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING toi 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T toi EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO toi BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF ou I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the montrer earlyer!Bye!
The End