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Opinion by TwilightGirl312 posted il y a plus d’un an
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I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other jour I was on Youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different films put together while "Fireflies" par Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the commentaires and I was very upset par this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames ou real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're lire this and happen to have one of these names. What happened first was Annie left a commentaire claiming that the guys from Owl City were gay. Jessica replied and a dit that just because they're an all-male group and sing about fireflies, it doesn't mean they're gay. At this point, Annie completely turned against Jessica and started throwing insults at her. Jessica then tried to defend both Owl City and herself, the whole time trying to be polite and mature and not be mean to Annie. But Annie just kept verbally attacking her, even when Jessica realized the arguement wasn't worth it and tried to get out of...
Opinion by justingurl99 posted il y a plus d’un an
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"One Word Can Change Your Life...


This is just one saying that i hope will bring joy to people. There are people out there who feel like they've Lost it all, like they've gone through so much pain they have nothing left to lose. people want to give up their LIFE just because of the pain.
Please listen to me. The pain should not win, it should lose. toi need to fight back, toi need to be able to throw the pain away in the trash!
Almost every single person in this world is going through some kind of pain. No matter how big ou small the pain is, we need to fight it!
Come and hold my hand everyone! We will fight it together!
List by SymmaGirl2 posted il y a plus d’un an
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At the Izu Islands of Japan, there are so many volcanic fumes, toi have to wear a gas mask to go outside

Cussing is good for you

The FBI spied on Einstein for 22 years

Ecstasy might cure cancer

Paris uses sewage to heat schools

"I Got a Feeling" par Black-Eyed Peas is the haut, retour au début selling digital song of all time

Ancient Mayans drilled holes in their teeth to hold jade beads

Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" was intentionally pulled from the charts so that people wouldn't get sick of it

A man's skin has been turned permanently blue

s’embrasser is good for your teeth

Men can be allergic to their own semen

Some professional baseball players pee on their hands to improve their grip

According to FBI guidelines, men cannot be victims of rape

The first internet chercher engine was created in 1990

toi can always see your nose; your brain just ignores it
News by zutaradragon posted il y a plus d’un an
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 an sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would have had him serving 10-45 years. Nally refused, apparently willing to take his chances with a jury.

Nally’s former girlfriend, Jessica Sellers, is expected to testify. She told police that he had held her captive for two months in his accueil at 1855 Orchard Lane, New Cumberland W.Virginia where he physically and sexually abused her, and terrorized her par killing twenty nine pets that he had obtained from “Free to good home” classified ads. She told police that he frequently forced her to hold the chiens and chiots while he killed them, and in other...
Article by hetaliaitaly posted il y a plus d’un an
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There is one place that i would be i stare at toi then back at me life and death are just the same neither one need emotional pain through clouds and sees made of dreams been smashed against the time of streams dark and blue black and white neither one has no light being me and being toi has nothing to do with my mood i cant help being me i cant help being what peolpe see.

I dont care if toi stare people look everywhere i am never going to be black ou blue my cœur, coeur is just as light as the two although i can here that sound its not really there but it is around i wont be who toi say to be because im happy young and free being me is being good im happy my life.
Article by anime7reality posted il y a plus d’un an
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All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.

So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...

Really I forgot what was the point.....

The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" ou "Who is looking at me is cool"

But it was very funny....
List by Usui--takumi posted il y a plus d’un an
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did toi get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A manchot, pingouin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an éléphant she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A banane is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the...
News by anime7reality posted il y a plus d’un an
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Advice: So... I hope that toi are not eating ou toi just ate because toi are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my bureau and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates a dit that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came suivant to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It éperlan like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell toi that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...

Article by Usui--takumi posted il y a plus d’un an
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall mur and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondes and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread cacahuète, arachide beurre on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall mur of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops,could toi kick that back over here, please?"
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted il y a plus d’un an
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i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.

i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one seconde ou plus time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))
Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted il y a plus d’un an
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern jour issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). l’amour ou hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.

A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years il y a were blacks donné the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination against gays, because there is a lack of separation between government and the church. In most states, gays aren’t allowed to get married ou adopt, because according to The Bible, homosexuality is a sin (The Bible also states that it’s okay to stone children, but people seem to overlook that). If people believe this, that’s acceptable. However, their beliefs shouldn’t mix with government laws. The government should stay out of citizens’ private lives, and let them do what they want without harming anyone, such as have a gay marriage.
Article by gurlygurl123 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the haut, retour au début of my lungs
Article by Gangster-Girl posted il y a plus d’un an
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- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a lit of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your oreiller X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exorcise a ghost
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
- Be red
- But don't be orange
- Plant a shoe
Fan fiction by klaine_forever posted il y a plus d’un an
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Article by Alma_ posted il y a plus d’un an
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Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do toi know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favori Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a bateau he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Opinion by Alma_ posted il y a plus d’un an
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Why Did the Chicken traverser, croix the Road?

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road ou not. The chicken is either with us ou it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not traverser, croix the road with THAT chicken. What do toi mean par chicken? Could toi define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road ou the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only traverser, croix roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to traverser, croix roads without having their motives called into question.
Opinion by adaug posted il y a plus d’un an
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"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this is...it!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do toi spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have toi had any job...experience?"He a dit taping his pen on his paper."Does a limonade stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as a child?Growing up?"Mr. Franklin said.Mom didn't say he would ask that!"Well,as a child..."

1989,January 16,Six years old.
"Jenny!Lunch!"Momma called."Coming!"I a dit running downstairs,I found a place to sit."Okay!"I a dit waiting to eat."Sandwiches,Potatoes,Carrots,And Peas."Mom a dit lining out food.My siblings came running inside from the backyard."Boys!Wash up!Stop playing in the dirt!"Mom demanded."Eww!Worms?Boys are disgusting!"I said."That's what I told your Aunt Sam,Next thing toi know she's got 5 kids!"Mom told me while she was putting the potatoes on our...
Opinion by amy36y posted il y a plus d’un an
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nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
List by SymmaGirl2 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Yup. titre says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The Lost Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
traverser, croix My cœur, coeur and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell toi I l’amour You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal Rising...in my pants.
Shoot Him if He Runs...in my pants.
Genius...in my pants.
For Hearing People Only...in my pants.
Brotherhood of Warriors...in my pants.
Where the Red fougère Grows...in my pants.
Rascal...in my pants.
Into the Wild...in my pants.
Article by VilleValoGirl posted il y a plus d’un an
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The air of deep colours hovered over my head,
magnetic, enchanting splitting colours.
I levered the illusions listening to rose Floyd.
my veins never felt the blood this way;
speeding to give a bloc to my mind
free the soul from this bib body.
Apagoge the world is in my command
but dreadful the vision may end,
I was marijuanaised.

The leaves found its way to leave the seeds
smothered with tobacco, the grass
no longer stayed as allied.
Rolled in an ashen paper with a soft bud
these were the signs, I have had heeds.
My lungs felt the grey smoke, opening to the miracle
and insignificant the world around
I esteemed the powers of the that white stick
glowing and shining the colours surround.
My mind went at ease
gathering the colours
just then I inked these words
dragged right out of the white smoke
when hands were observing peace.
I was marijuanaised
Article by The_Random_Guy posted il y a plus d’un an
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The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A loup named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do toi want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." réponses Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are toi doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as she looks at Jessica.
"I agree with Dakota." Adds Kelsey.
"Ok, ok..Anyway, what do toi guys want?"
"We just wanted to make sure toi were ok." Says Kelsey.
"I'm fine, just really bored so I decided to make some traps."

Immidately after Jessica finneshed her sentance, Gibby jumps out from behind a tree.
"Haha! Your traps wont work now because I know where they all are!" Says Gibby with a smart attitude.
Opinion by koolkat-1104 posted il y a plus d’un an
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I believe in my cœur, coeur that we shouldn't have to change ou selves ou stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our cœur, coeur is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make toi stronger.For example if toi want to be a singer be a singer,If toi want to be an Artist be an artist.If toi want to be different and original than be original because toi have to fulfill your dreams.If toi stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy ou complete and you'll let the hater win par giving him ou her ou whatever power.Don't toi ever let anyone discourage toi and make toi feel toi can't do something toi really want that's in your heart.You can't give up on your dreams just to make that person happy because you'll never feel happy for yourself and your letting that person win power.If toi ignore them and keep going after your dreams toi will be a winner and feel happy.Everyone has haters even the people that don't strive to be great.You have to stand up for what toi believe in deep down and follow your cœur, coeur and don't let judgement stop you.Some may say they are fantasies But i...
Article by tokidoki123 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a tomate box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty livres for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a crabe stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pâtes, pâtes alimentaires with vodka,Become one with mother russia (Ja?),shoot a missle into englands head,Summon russia,call someone a potato eating bastard,try to sneak into your siblings lit at night,Go Kolkolkoling,Go ahh-ah-ahh when someones yelling,get a curl on the haut, retour au début of your head,Get your hair Raiponce with someone else,*Out of breath* I'm can't finish this over my awesomeness What am i going to tell toi toi ask? im telling toi me and england's bringing sexy back!
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted il y a plus d’un an
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Allen Walker
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
South Italy
North Italy
Near/Nate River
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
(there are plus but i cant be stuffed naming them um commentaire if i have missed any male animé dudes toi like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
List by someone_save_me posted il y a plus d’un an
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These are just some, plus will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If toi get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, toi must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-People who don't thank toi when toi open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people par their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if toi aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael Jackson club and see my point.)
-Dolores Umbridge
-Skeptics of every little thing. No I don't mean I hate atheists ou agnostics.
-Tumblr (No one murder me.)
-People who disrespect their parents for no reason, like if your parents have always been nice and not strict to toi and toi just shit on their paperwork ou something. Not cool, man.