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posted by justleeelee
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I saw this on cracked.com and I don't have Excel so I want to know if this is real...

1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the mur and see the pictures.

Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
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In life, there will always be people that toi don't like, that don't like you. But that's one of the challenges in life, being the bigger person, not letting someone else destroy your life.

For instance, there's two students in a class. The first one is attractive, popular. They're a horrible person, yet they have the school wound round their little finger.
The seconde student however, is the most beautiful person inside. They're intelligent, natural, yet they're unpopular, and don't have a lot of friends.
The teacher has a seating plan, and has put these two students suivant to eachother. The first...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This fleur should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
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1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do toi have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing toi naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't toi have some laundry to do ou something?
toi are so cute when toi get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the mois is it?
toi sure toi don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of chienne flakes this morning!
Who are toi kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy cœur, coeur
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= pomme
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark

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(/)
('_')
(> )># So, i got toi this lil waffle.
U..U

....(_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

(_/)
(^-^)
(>#<)
U...U
You know what, i eatted da waffle

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posted by iamagagamonster
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~~ dont be offended, i l’amour bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way toi are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl toi need to shave

and when toi smile, the whole world ducks and...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
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Aquarius.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Description:
Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready ou not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. toi are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...
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The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include ou exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by jessicamc26
6
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her bourse, sac à main and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do toi have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known toi were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
starting from a text from me
july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] salut how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since toi carnt do webcam, toi send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, toi need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate toi asking that of me."


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Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of toi treating...
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posted by crazy_frog222
2
Your alarm goes off, toi hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm douche to help toi wake up.
He goes days ou weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the traverser, croix hanging on his chain suivant to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
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1. My sister Angela,got pregnant at 16 and when she went into labor she was lire a magazine about Twilight and she was like, "Ooooooh,Taylor Lautner is Sin-aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh."and when we took her to the hospital she was still lire the mag.

2.Alex,my cousin was in a living history wax muesem in fifth grade and she was Betsy Ross.

3.I was riding my fourwheeler one jour and I burnt my leg-it peeled and now it looks like a birthmark!

4.When I was 4 my Aunt was 12.And she took me shopping in the mall with me and her boy friend,Chris,she was in Victoria's secret and she wasn't watching...
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BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE toi CAN!!

Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... ou your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a fraise head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until toi hurl then.........eat more.

Go...
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* I didn't write this :)

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them toi require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them toi want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess toi really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s...
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it a dit From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook nourriture stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One jour the husband comes accueil from work and his wife says, "Honey, toi know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could toi fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by xSoulOfFury
If toi could visit my page, link , I would appreciate it. commentaire leaving toi page link if toi have one and Ill visit it. If toi like my dragons, visit each one, and become a fan, please. If toi dont have one but want one, visit dragcave.net and create an account. Go to the cave and click an egg at the bottom ou click "take one of those" and click an egg there. Go to eggswillbedragons.com and click "add scroll" and type your nom d’utilisateur in. Youll be getting vues and unique vues par the hundreds.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by Fangirl99
3
ok,if your bored,heres some things to do on fanpop

1.add a video
2.make a forum
3.post a article *like me*
4.go on your Meebo and chat with someone
5.go no the live fanpop chat
6.add an image
7.make a pop quiz
8.add a link to something cool
9.make a question *bout whatever*
10.make a club

ok,those are somethings to do no fanpop.sorry,if i missed any.
i can go.i have to rite more,so,you can stop.

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posted by Dippicus
2
Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected par a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word toi want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the...
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