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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs il y a that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

It was a snowy jour back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the canapé so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the cuisine and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, toi find someone who can completely turn your world around. toi tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything toi say and actually want to hear more. toi share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, toi can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with toi when toi are hurting ou laugh with toi when toi make...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal par conspicuously...
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posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his bacon to a 10 an old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic toi have to dial 62442 to get...
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Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove toi to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The seconde one was a key,The third one had a cœur, coeur lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a photo of Me and Lizzie.
posted by pokemonyellow
•    Clear empty bottle
•    Matches
•    Lukewarm water

Step 1: Pour a small amount of lukewarm water into your bottle. Shake and pour out the water when you’re done.
Step 2: Light a match and quickly drop it in the bottle. Shake it until the match burns out; notice that the smoke from the match will fill up the bottle.
Step 3: Using both hands, squeeze the center of your nuage bottle as hard as toi can. After several squeezes, you’ll see that a small fog will form as toi release your hands. Place the bottle near a dark background to better see your very own nuage in a bottle!

Source: K-Zone Philippines
posted by hetaliaitaly
people say i just sit there not feeling at all
my face shows pain ou nothing at all
i dont feel loved im surrounded par hate
i look at rain and watch the stars wondering why they look so far

when its jour i watch the clouds wishing that i to
could be free as a nuage moving freely in the wind
no one saying do this and when

life is controlled par my past the pain i feel is long and fast i say to people standing tall i would rather feel pain the nothing at all as i look at myself when i was young i start to think

life is not that fun just going to school and leaving the house is there anything life is actualy about
is living a life with sorrow and gloom really going to change my mood if ever im happy ou never feel bad i may already be dead and crushed and sad.
posted by adaug
Today,Our question is from:mistymaydawngo:
A:When unripe, the peel of the banane contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the fruit ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it

A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to commentaire your questions and I'll answer ASAP!
posted by princesslullaby
Beast x Rose
Beast paced back and forth in the West Wing, the padding on his feet shooting up little plumes of dust as he walked. Cogsworth had tried to console him about the beautiful girl that wanted nothing to do with him, but Beast couldn't tell Cogsworth that wasn't what he was concerned about. Ten years as a Beast, and he had stopped loving women, and knew he could never l’amour this girl. ou any person, for that matter. Every night he had spent curled up with his rose, mourning over his beastly nature. And the rose had been there, silently comforting him, glowing with love. And at some point,...
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posted by spunkyonyx
# Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
# cacahuètes are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
# The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
# There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
# The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
# A requin is the only poisson that can blink with both eyes.
# There are plus chickens than people in the world.
# Two-thirds of the world's aubergine is grown in New Jersey.
# The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
# On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament...
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posted by MJangellover
Me : hi ,I hope toi are well !!!

someone : why do toi greet me ?

Me : I just spread the peace to make your cœur, coeur feel the l’amour !!!
someone : MDR ,love I hate toi ,yes I do and I'm proud of that!!!

Me: proud anyway I don't hate toi and I don't think that I'll do that on one jour ,!!!
someone : cause you're freak and wired ,yes that's toi got from being (gay) fan !!!

Me : If toi hate Me And hate (MJ) Just leave me alone ,why are toi interested in my stuff? ,if toi don't like them ,I'm who I'm and I'll never change
so stop your trying to fight me!!!!

Someone : ummm ,oh , But I want to kill toi ,just because...
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posted by cutiegirl01
After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do toi know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever toi did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do toi know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny a dit looking...
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posted by cute20k
[duplicate posté on écriture spot]

An idea popped into my head the other jour and its been playing like a little movie in my head ever since. I really need to know if its any good, ou if the idea has already been used. Also I need conseil for the characters and their names. I also appreciate constructive criticism and grammar and spelling. The names are temporary. I've never written a book that is completely in the present tense so please help me catch any tense mistakes! Um, oh yeah. It doesn't have a titre yet so if toi have any suggestions just let me know!

(: Thanks!

The story is jumbled...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 musique IS the power: Power to the People.
Music IS the power: Power to the People.
par Whitney Kroenke
Playing for Change Foundation
December 15, 2010

In the beginning of 2010 the Playing For Change crew began work on a new Song Around the World, John Lennon's "Imagine."

It has been an amazing an of production, taking the crew from the favelas of Brazil to the shrines of southern India, from villages in Nepal to the glittering urban landscape of Tokyo and New York, and beyond.

This song is the Playing For Change Foundation's gift to the world. The Playing For Change Foundation feels honored to have the blessing and generous support of Yoko Ono as...
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posted by TditdaCourtney
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o

Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy ours =w=

Ryan:*moves away*



Ryan: :3

Me:Lilly buy the zèbre, zebra cake!!!

Lilly:I dont hav-


Lilly: O_O



Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!


Me:*touches Jazz*

Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how toi spell it?!)

Me:Your point is?!


Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??

Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
posted by aitypw
toi always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i a dit no one cared about me
you'd say toi do

toi stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
toi came to my rescue
and put down the knife

toi told me toi would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
toi really cared

but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
toi made me whole

it's that i l’amour you
and even though were friends
i would always l’amour toi
until the end

I hope that one day
maybe you'll l’amour me too
and I'll be waiting for that jour to come
and you'll say I l’amour you
posted by Balletlovr
Just somethings that I did for school!!!! Hope toi like it!!!!!!
If I could.....    

    If I could achieve one life long dream it would be making a career performing on Broadway. I think it would be amazing to get payed for what toi l’amour to do. To be able to follow in the footsteps of Broadway superstars like, Donna Marie Asbury, Liza Minnelli would be astonishing. Even though it would take hard work and dedication to get there, I think that in the end it would be worth it.

The Ballerina

The ballerina danced across the stage
like a swan's graceful...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the films that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their films look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If toi haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know toi shouldn't judge a movie par it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
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posted by 7things
How did toi deal with mean girls?

“I know it’s very cliché, but toi just really have to stay true to yourself. toi can’t change for anybody, because then they’re not really your friends. If toi try to mold yourself to what other people want toi to be, then they don’t really like toi for who toi are. Remember that cool is up for interpretation. If toi like to knit, then find someone else who likes to knit. That’s really cool, and that [person] can be your friend, even if that’s not the most populaire person in school.”

How can toi get a boy to notice you?

“Just have confidence and be yourself, so he can see who toi really are. Maybe hang out in a group of friends, so toi get to know him in an easier environment and see if toi really have things in common.”
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies article but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last jour of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff toi put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl toi wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY cacahuète, arachide BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to cacahuète, arachide butter...


Awesome- I don't have any cacahuète, arachide butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!


Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!

Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!

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