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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
If toi is from my devise and it's the first thing i wrote so hope u like it sorry if it's stupid.


If toi cant handle someone at their worst then toi don't deserve them at their best..
If toi cant pick someone up when they fall then toi dont deserve their support...
If toi can judge someone par their looks then u deserve to be judged...
If toi can't take a cœur, coeur and hold it in a oreiller of water then your cœur, coeur deserves to be held par a nuage of Fire...
If toi cant hold on to your self then who can...
If toi cant help alot why help a little....
If toi can't liv your life in full happiness why shuld someone...
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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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AS toi can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the aléatoire spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. toi guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! toi are wrecking the fanpop family, and toi are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If toi have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.



FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.


This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if toi want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few heure I fell asleep and woke up par the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a chemise that had some sort of titre on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are toi doing here aren't toi supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by rolie1
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE jour I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE lit AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE suivant MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even plus beautiful when I first came up with it.

If toi were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best Friends eyes toi would be blown away.
If toi were to sit and truly think about it all toi would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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posted by grasshopper101
Okay so one jour my mom was accueil alone and she walked into the house and there was a écureuil sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the écureuil started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the canapé and the écureuil flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come accueil so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the écureuil was in her bed!!!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in l’amour with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bébés with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If toi can read English, toi can cook. For Instance. Basic pain stuffing, melt one third cup of beurre in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick beurre on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How toi guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't toi wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = toi got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitare student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn toi fanpop!

Did toi know, I had a science test today? Well, toi do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall,...
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For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b L o g s p o t . c o m -- posting liens from this site will cause toi to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning toi against posting...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of toi then look away when they turn around

Say toi have a sixth since where toi can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and toi should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
posted by Midnight__Sun
Why is it that when someone tells toi that there are over a billion stars in the universe, toi believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, toi have to touch it to make sure?

In case toi needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:



1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos -- toi could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


3. On some Swanson La Reine des Neiges dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out par the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is plus recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."


4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs par them are "Coffee boutique Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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posted by sassikassi
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When toi actually choose names, make sure it's people toi actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead ou you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers toi want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite s/e/x. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like Friends ou family....) in...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
1. chewed chewing gum under your table, tableau must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If toi lick your sweat toi can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen toi in da douche no JOKE

4. people be sick on toi all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct toi one jour and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but toi see dat guy behind u he is going to kill toi

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. toi cany dance ou sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for toi salut sexi
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests toi could try

1: Ask really stupid questions like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so toi can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them toi know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask toi for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as toi can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that toi know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This article is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank toi so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if toi have nothing good ou nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If toi had a cœur, coeur toi would keep your commentaires to yourselves,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on animaux only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use par trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either par falling...
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