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posted by suzuki_reika
“Death is terrible for anyone. Young ou old, good ou evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The plus toi try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach toi exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to déplacer house.

If your friend gets bitten par a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better sûr, sans danger than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of toi might have heard of the game Facade. those of toi who have, toi probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she a dit "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they a dit yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by hetalianstella
This is just a collection of citations which I l’amour to live by. Hope toi enjoy them! =)

"In my mind, I am free." - Stephen Hawking

"This is one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong (on the Moon)

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are plus comfortable seeing two men holding pistolets than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and...
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posted by animelol
HI! Here are some aléatoire facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My favori animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not feu (sorry fire)...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. toi are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are plus mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost plus atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When toi a follower toi are trying to be like someone. If toi are trying to be like someone than toi are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If toi follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If toi live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Friends along for company, ou just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. ou (._.) indecisive
:-) ou =] ou :) ou =) ou :] ou :^) ou :D ou :^D Smile ou happy
:-L ou =L ou o¬o Drool ou Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( ou =( ou D: ou D= Frown ou Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP ou XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD ou XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S ou :s ou =S ou =s confused
:Þ ou :þ ou =b ou =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ ou : ou =/ ou = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, ou a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is plus of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
unknown
Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most amer of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish toi were a door so I could slam toi all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do toi work for UPS? I thought I saw toi checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy toi a drink ou do toi just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted lit Thrasher: have toi seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make toi the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and toi can...
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This is my haut, retour au début 14 fave sayings and citations :) Enjoy xx

14. toi got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when la mûre, blackberry and pomme where just fruit -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in l’amour when toi cant fall...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for toi to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair plus than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by IloveMyLord
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only par this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My Friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for toi when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent par Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits suivant Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have toi tried montrer him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like toi - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - poisson Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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What Color Of Socks Are toi Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
rose = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are toi Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did toi get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A manchot, pingouin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this article on the internet.

1. Insist that toi are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the lit holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say toi know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors par your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as toi can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
posted by Juilet1234
Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect toi from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life toi wore heavy mittens. If toi dial a phone, try to use a remote control, ou try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much plus difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much plus difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything toi see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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