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posted by bubbletl
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal par conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what toi think."

7. Claim that toi must always wear a bicycle casque as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by InvaderStickly
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie poupées and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a aléatoire patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the La Reine des Neiges nourriture doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps toi out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if toi can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting feu with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a liste about boys, par a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a question I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are toi expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...
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posted by Joe1996
1. When toi get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.

4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if toi can see his gun.

6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him par his first name.

11. Pretend toi are gay and ask...
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posted by KataraLover
THIS IS A REPOST OF AN article THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full article review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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posted by scarletunicorn
So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to commentaire on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified par the fandom but have global, ensemble massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom Queen who just lives to cattily pick on...
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Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender ou sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl ou a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But toi can also be neither a boy nor a girl. ou toi can be a little of both. ou something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little plus common than toi think.

And there aren't...
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posted by lexidude92
Everyone is sitting on a canapé (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv ou go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, toi can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because....
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get toi something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If toi don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life a dit Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written...
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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to rejoindre their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged par you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before toi Family Guy fans start to flame me, Meg is my favori character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the montrer puts her...
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Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform toi about Injustice done par fanpop to innocent users! :/
_____________________________________


I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & toi will laugh if toi people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same icones from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...
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posted by nmdis
"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
par the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That toi wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help toi find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left toi lying here
What you'd give to dry
These amer tears

Did it come naturally?
toi a million miles from home
When toi tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...
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posted by nmdis
BEAT


It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make toi bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, toi do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the haut, retour au début spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

chienne please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

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1.Stand suivant to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks par you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume toi can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as toi can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like toi are scanning the lait and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a jupe and do yoga in the middle of the store....
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as toi walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at toi for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Juilet1234
Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect toi from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life toi wore heavy mittens. If toi dial a phone, try to use a remote control, ou try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much plus difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much plus difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything toi see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are plus important than her.
4. She needs to get toi nourriture while toi sit and do whatever toi want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. claque, smack her cul, ass and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that toi l’amour her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. déplacer somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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