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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy ours on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some nourriture while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cuisine and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cuisine was when Tina got accueil she saw what the cuisine was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their accueil the Teddy ours was hiding in the cuisine cupboard as it chuckled...
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" Once up on a time there was a girl wh hated justin bieber when she met him she didn't notice him. Justin Bieber was really surprised. Justin Bieber camed up to the girl and asked for her wuts ur name.
JB: salut baby, wuts ur name?
the girl was so irritated with him that she couldn't help her self but...
GIRL: f**k away from me
JB: what are u going to do, luv
GIRL: luv?!
the girl kicked him real hard in his private. whwn justin bieber stood up he headed straight for her. she pushed him away on to the road. luckly he walked away before the bus smacked him. she was just about to take out her knife...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
MDR I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If toi yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, toi would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If toi fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's plus like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my suivant life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a mur uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by twilightgirl2
A fwd I got:

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my Friends get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go par herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell toi 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know

2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If toi are right handed, toi will tend to chew your nourriture on your right side. If toi are left handed, toi will tend to chew your nourriture on your left side.

2. If toi stop getting thirsty, toi need to drink plus water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep toi from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz devise is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best ou nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by disneyboy122
When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my jour better. I l’amour her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Anagrams

An Anagram, as toi all know, is a word ou phrase made par transposing ou rearranging the letters of another word ou phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste ou is deadly at Scrabble. When toi rearrange the letters:

Dormitory .................................. Dirty Room

Evangelist................................. Evil's Agent

Desperation.............................. A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code..................... Here Come Dots

Slot Machines......................... Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity...................................
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posted by 789703011
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like toi back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes toi happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person toi cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If toi could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this quizz

11. If toi MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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When toi get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the étoile, star Wars "greek" club.

You would l’amour to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your cul, ass so toi can be as wise as Yoda

When toi get into a fight, toi automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If toi get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When toi spend time watching the étoile, star Wars trilogy because toi think there will be a test on it later.

You coup de poing out trekkies who say "Death étoile, star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....
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" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal ou not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what toi hear and only half of what toi see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. toi can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

"If...
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haut, retour au début 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini toi bought as it is going to be hot with feu and all toi know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when toi start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on feu with picture of your house: A formula which will make toi super populaire
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about feu and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off feu till...
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posted by GoldnSnitch_96
Ok, alot of people are shittin their pants because some achient calander a dit that the world is coming to and end. R u 4 ceral? Plus, alot of u are thinking, but bro, so much shit is going down it isnt funny, the world is gonna end bro! Ok, so stuff looks preatty bad now. Japon is in shit and there are earth quakes and floods. But think about it,what do u think people were thinking during the black plague? ou the world wars? The world isnt gonna be over yet. Mabey soon. Mabey the moment u finish lire this your house will blow up. Mabey tomorow a piano will fall on the prime minister. We...
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Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. suivant thing toi know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made par the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do toi think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how toi feel? toi can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds toi that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally toi smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that toi thought toi would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? toi have one argument and "BAM"! toi hate eachother, you've Lost someone that used to make toi smile, and now instead...
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1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a oreiller fight par your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat ou dog

14. see how much water toi can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin