These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."

3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking fleurs from any but their own graves."

5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."

6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."

7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If toi can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."

10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy camelote, indésirable and sell antiques."

P.S. toi can tell plus in your comments.

In most of the Western countries,like the UK,the age of majority is set to 18,sometimes 21.In Muslim countries people are already treated as adults at age 13!There are recently made proposals to reset the global age of majority from 18 to 16.

toi wanna know something that I know?
Well I don't care if toi don't so ima tell toi anyway!
To be honest with toi everything toi been told is a lie!
I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's true!
Here's a cookie?*holds out a cookie*
Anyway like I a dit its true everything toi been told is A LIE! *le gasp*
toi know how they told toi that animaux can't talk and how your imaginary friend isn't real? They lied to us!!
animaux can talk they always talking about nourriture and there day! While our Friends that no one can't see is trying to make us laugh that's why toi see so many people burst out in laughter so often.
Well that's all I had to share...
FOR NOW! Hehe