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Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...
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It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do toi think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't toi think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL toi SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?...
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posted by shutyourface
why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 jour ou a week that nobody
to take the mick ou the biscuit out of anything of stuff like what is better pizza ou burgers

what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
pizza ou burgers

answer the question be my fan write a commentaire and STICK TO THE conseil I HAVE GAVE toi AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
posted by Trent-lover123
 Brought to toi par Trent-lover123
Brought to you by Trent-lover123
Kiara:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MY LEG IS NOT BROKEN!!!!!!
Ichigo:YOU DIDNT HAVE TO YELL THAT IN MY EAR!!!!
Kiara:Sorry Im just soooooooooo happy.
Kikio:School is almost over toi know...
Ichigo:yeah and???
Kikio:You do remember right from the last episode don't you???
Ichigo:Uhhhhhh I have no idea what toi are talking about???
Kikio:Oh boys they never learn.
Ichigo:Then tell me it!!!!
Kkio:Figure it out your self toi should remember.
*Ichigo trying to remember*
Kkio:UHHHHHH JUST FORGET IT!!!
Kuno:Can we Do it Again please kikio?!?!?!?
Every one there:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kkio:HE MEAN'S GO ON A rendez-vous amoureux, date AGAIN...
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posted by hotice
" I know what toi want from me.you want me to tell toi my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to toi . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell toi i could get a lot of people around me hurt " a dit the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what toi will tell me today " a dit the man .

"Alright but toi will not like what i tell toi .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " a dit the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if toi want hear plus . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
posted by KatiiCullen94
Alice..

why do i still say Alice?... start again

Dear Bella... *who was i kidding.. not myself.*

now im starting to talk to myself, . If im going to do this, i should make it a diary.no. i hope no-one ever reads this... they will think im crazy.. but arent anyway, according to jessica and her new cult...
Anyway. Today started to the sound of rain, like it always did, ever since you's left.The sound makes me restless,like it did when i first came here. i had a bad dream. toi were in it. It so depressing,, not like i cant tell the difference anymore.
Jake kissed me today. i couldnt back out,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: toi see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let toi know who Brony Of The mois is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, ou laughing....
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This is going to be a brief article. I don't exactly have plans to make this really big ou indepth. This is nothing plus than the facts and the truth. On August 31st of this year, Night in the Woods co-developer Alec Holowka passed away. After the allegations that came out from Zoe Quinn and members of his staff, he was let off the team shortly after and only a few days later, he died, with the cause of death easily being seen as suicide. Alec Holowka, whether the allegations were true ou not, was still able to create a great indie game, one of the best of all time, and now he isn't able to...
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posted by Syltre
1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows toi and loves toi just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless toi happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the Friends toi can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - toi get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True Friends stab toi in the front."
- Oscar...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? douche 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong ou hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I l’amour yous ou calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells aléatoire girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king ou fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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italics=dreams

regular=normal

you=enjoy

(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ toi what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, clubs in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...
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posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an article about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint boutique Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
link




the Size of Your icone Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell toi how many icones I've seen that...
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posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the lit and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the douche blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minutes later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If toi can't drink and drive, why do toi need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do toi need a silencer if toi are going to shoot a mime?

Have toi ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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Liliana: wavy blonde hair, one purple eye and one green eye. She's shy and nice.

Lucy: straight dark brown hair and blue eyes. she's super friendly and outgoing.

Victoria: curly blond hair and brown eyes. she's weird (in a good way) and she's nice.

James: long blonde hair and black eyes.

Alex: blond hair and blue eyes. he's James's friend.

Maria: she has red hair and big brown eyes. she's a bully.

I think that's all.
I'll post plus if I think of anything else.

goodbye, mellonnins!
link

See, CISPA is back. toi remember SOPA and PIPA from last year? basically the same thing, can toi please take a short minute out of your time to sign this important petition?. It is a big threat to Fanpop! and other sites such as Youtube, Tumblr, Deviantart, etc

Sorry to bother!

Even people outside of the United States need to sign this! because it will affect your country as well, since most websites (including this one) are made and still running in United States

This will block all the fandom things on this site and others, and will also get rid of the Music, Movies, and even filthy pronz!

Not only is it just an ultimate Anti-Piracy bill, it will get rid of freedom all around the world. Destroying the Internet and many lives, do toi want the U.S Government looking at your history? please sign it before it's too late!
posted by BookWord123
1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When toi Go In The douche ou Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything toi Say
7. Say 'Thats What toi Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The l’espace Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a mur Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want toi To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want toi To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks toi To Take a siège Ask 'Take It Where?'

Thank toi All For lire x
posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something toi aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner ou later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what toi really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, ou take her to dinner, also sometimes a card ou a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, toi wont die...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.

2.Every time that toi wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.

3.Every time toi take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.

4.Smile… all the time.

5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.

6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.

7.Call...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Instead of lait and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that toi think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry taureau, bull in your living room. If toi think a taureau, bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build...
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